Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[ZiprHead]

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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

 

[hyzer]

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"You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."

 

[Elixir]

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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

 

[SLD]

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He said the Sheriff is near!

 

[jonatha]

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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

Winner

 

[Elixir]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

Winner

Thanks!
What line goes here?

 

[Thomas II]

What line goes here?

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"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

 

[ZiprHead]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

Winner

Thanks!
What line goes here?

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"These go to eleven."

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!
What line goes here?

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"Sonny had five fingers, but he only used three..."

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
What line goes here?

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"These go to eleven."

Winner!
(Heavily biased toward Christopher Guest, I am)

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Here you go.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks. Here you go.

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

 

[Elixir]

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“The hills are aliiiive, with the sound of muuuusic…”

 

[hyzer]

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“Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

When you're sliding into first and you feel a bubble burst...

 

[Gospel]

Thanks. Here you go.

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"Sin. Sin, Sin. You're all sinners. You're all doomed to perdition. You're all goin' to the painful, stinkin', scaldin', everlastin' tortures of a fiery hell, created by God for sinners, unless, unless, unless you repent. Repent with Sister Falconer!"

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Here you go.

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"Sin. Sin, Sin. You're all sinners. You're all doomed to perdition. You're all goin' to the painful, stinkin', scaldin', everlastin' tortures of a fiery hell, created by God for sinners, unless, unless, unless you repent. Repent with Sister Falconer!"

Actually they're in a Chevy.

Notice the car is either in reverse, second, or if it's an automatic, park.

 

[SLD]

Thanks. Here you go.

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Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

 

[Wiploc]

[Not a legitimate entry]

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"Stand back, I know regular expressions."

 

[ZiprHead]

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“Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us!"

Thanks. Here you go.

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Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Both of these made me grin. First to post...