Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[starwater]

Set phasers to stun.

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of Contest; Wrong thread]

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We'll Never Have Paris

 

[Thomas II]

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"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"

 

[WAB]

Good ones all; but I must give the win to ZiprHead, for being clever enough to use a wrong quote from the right movie:

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig."

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let 'er rip.

 

[Thomas II]

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"I'm not sure, and and and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see ... a nipple."

 

[jonatha]

"Meow"

 

[Thomas II]

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"Focus, Conan!"

 

[Gospel]

Thanks. Let 'er rip.

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I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s

 

[Thomas II]

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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...Aren't you?"

 

[WAB]

[/out of contest]

I couldn't help thinking about a very naughty line that Jack Nicholson says to Jessica Lange in The Postman Always Rings Twice.

But I daren't say it. Nope. Not even in the "Hide" thingy.

Too naughty...

 

[Thomas II]

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"Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?"

 

[Wiploc]

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"You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[Thomas II]

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"We'll always have Paris."

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let 'er rip.

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I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s

This one wins it because I really hate Limp Bizit.

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"Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?"

But this one came in a really, really close second.

 

[Gospel]

Thanks! Pardon the delay, had a minor altercation over the weekend.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Pardon the delay, had a minor altercation over the weekend.

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"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over...."

 

[SLD]

Thanks! Pardon the delay, had a minor altercation over the weekend.

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He said the sheriff is near!

 

[Elixir]

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"I'm already pregnant. So, what other shenanigans could I get myself into?"

 

[WAB]

Thanks! Pardon the delay, had a minor altercation over the weekend.

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Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...