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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

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"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"
 
Good ones all; but I must give the win to ZiprHead, for being clever enough to use a wrong quote from the right movie:

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig."
 
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I couldn't help thinking about a very naughty line that Jack Nicholson says to Jessica Lange in The Postman Always Rings Twice.

But I daren't say it. Nope. Not even in the "Hide" thingy.

Too naughty... :angel:
 

I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s

This one wins it because I really hate Limp Bizit.

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"Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?"

But this one came in a really, really close second.
 
Thanks! Pardon the delay, had a minor altercation over the weekend.

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