Free cars, and other stuff, September 25th!

[Learner]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

*Yawns and scratches below*

I am he.

 

[southernhybrid]

Never mind the free stuff. The best part is that we won't have to deal with the obnoxious, self righteous evangelicals who keep trying to save us. Oh wait. That's all bullshit, so don't get your hopes up too much. They'll still be around saving the rapture for another day.

 

[blastula]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

How embarrassing for you that you don't know the rapture is pre
 
tribulation. Have your never read the Left Behind scriptures?

 

[SLD]

Well. There’s a welcoming place for us non Raptured.

 

[steve_bank]

Well . . . I feel a little tingling in my balls, but nothing else so far.

Crabs?

 

[Learner]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

How embarrassing for you that you don't know the rapture is pre
 
tribulation. Have your never read the Left Behind scriptures?

I was just curious about your version of scripture (atheists revelation) was close to mine.

It would be also embarrassing for you... if you didn't know the scriptures that says in the end: the Old Heaven and Old Earth (what is left behind, etc.) will fade away!

In a manner of speaking:
the supplier who is providing the energy to run the home (the world,the universe.) is the sole supplier. You disconnect the energy source because you are petty about not wanted a "lovey dovey boring world". No energy power, no heat, no manufacturing, no existence. Now that is embarrassing.

 

[Politesse]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

 

[Learner]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

So I guess he hasn't been revealed yet.

 

[Politesse]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

So I guess he hasn't been revealed yet.

Writing Bible fanfic, are we?

 

[Learner]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

So I guess he hasn't been revealed yet.

Writing Bible fanfic, are we?

I am open to correction. I must admit, I haven't been studying or consistent in reading for some time..But I am intrigued with what you can share and enlighten me with.

 

[Politesse]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

So I guess he hasn't been revealed yet.

Writing Bible fanfic, are we?

I am open to correction. I must admit, I haven't been studying or consistent in reading for some time..But I am intrigued with what you can share and enlighten me with.

You're making up whole characters, and you want me to share?

 

[ideologyhunter]

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[Learner]

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Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

Who is this "the antichrist" to which you refer?

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

So I guess he hasn't been revealed yet.

Writing Bible fanfic, are we?

I am open to correction. I must admit, I haven't been studying or consistent in reading for some time..But I am intrigued with what you can share and enlighten me with.

You're making up whole characters, and you want me to share?

Poli please, are you avoiding giving me correction? I know you can give a better response.

Would you not correct (expose) me by showing who the made up characters are? For example: Are all the characters I mentioned made up? or is it some of them? Could you tell that these characters were directly originated from me, and you've never heard these characters before anywhere else?

 

[Learner]

Here's what your pastor won't tell you.[...yada..yada..]
At the moment of Rapture, as you prepare to IN A RAPTURE WEARING SECULAR UNDERGARMENTS. OTHER RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

Atheist: If you canny beat 'em.
...den mock em.

Aye mon
(or, Amen if preferred)

 

[steve_bank]

Here's what your pastor won't tell you.[...yada..yada..]
At the moment of Rapture, as you prepare to IN A RAPTURE WEARING SECULAR UNDERGARMENTS. OTHER RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

Atheist: If you canny beat 'em.
...den mock em.

Aye mon
(or, Amen if preferred)

Typical childish Christian.

Atheists would do fine without having to deal with Christians.

Christians have always needed an evil foil.

Atheists are out to get us.
Muslims are out to get us.
Satan is lurking behind every tree out to ensnare us.
Evil demons out to possess us.

Everybody is out to get us is standard shtick for Evangelical preaches. Doing glorious battle against evil in the name of god.

He who mocks last mocks best.

Looking at the gospel Jesus philosophically and some of what is said Christians do not seem to have the peace Jesus is supposed to represent.

They claim to be a devotee of the prince of peace, but are filled with hate and anger.

 

[Politesse]

Poli please, are you avoiding giving me correction? I know you can give a better response.

Would you not correct (expose) me by showing who the made up characters are? For example: Are all the characters I mentioned made up? or is it some of them? Could you tell that these characters were directly originated from me, and you've never heard these characters before anywhere else?

I have heard of "the antichrist", though I also know that he is early Reformation-Era fanfic later tranformed into a Tim LaHaye fictional supervillain. Who your two witnesses are I have no idea. Why are you asking me for evidence about your claims? That's your job.

 

[blastula]

Chillax folks.
(he yawns and scratches below).

Ain't the anti-christ supposed to be revealed before then?

I know...I know. What some might be thinking, Trump would be a top 10 candidate on the list for the prophesied anti-christ role.

How embarrassing for you that you don't know the rapture is pre
 
tribulation. Have your never read the Left Behind scriptures?

I was just curious about your version of scripture (atheists revelation) was close to mine.

It would be also embarrassing for you... if you didn't know the scriptures that says in the end: the Old Heaven and Old Earth (what is left behind, etc.) will fade away!

In a manner of speaking:
the supplier who is providing the energy to run the home (the world,the universe.) is the sole supplier. You disconnect the energy source because you are petty about not wanted a "lovey dovey boring world". No energy power, no heat, no manufacturing, no existence. Now that is embarrassing.

It's not my version of your scriptures, it's from your fellow Christians. So you better get the right belief or you may be left behind with me. There's still time for you!

 

[ideologyhunter]

I testify to the power of satire. It is what led me out of the blindness of belief. Hosanna, plus Hostess Ho Hos.

 

[Elixir]

We haven't touched upon the two witnesses yet, who come before the antichrist

BULLSHIT!