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Post a nonsense word, then next player gives it a definition and posts the next nonsense word.

I'll start with nonsense word FLOIN.
 

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A legal term (usually found in homeowners insurance policies) for the glue holding this shitshow together.

"It took three hours of reading through all the GUMPLUP to confirm we had flood damage coverage"

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BALTCREEG
Refers to the tactics of one who thinks having a monopoly on the purple real estate in Monopoly puts them in an good position for a hostile takeover of, well, anything. A bastardization of "Baltic-Krieg", means to attack from a position of miniscule advantages.

"Don Trump, Junior's list of how he'd run the country if he was president is a real BALTCREEG manifesto."




"FITZER-PRAIN"
 

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The thing that disreputable mechanics tell female customers needs to be replaced in their car.

"Smazzle"
 

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Smazzle - a kiss laid upon someone's face for the purpose of transferring a quantity of glitter.

'The boss came into the breakroom as they were cutting the cake and i smazzled him. I smazzled him goooooood. Got it in his beard, his tie, his ears, his shirt pocket, his chest hair....'


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A cooked cut of animal which is unidentifiable due to the butcher's ineptitude, lacking motor skills, or psychosis.

"So, the menu SAYS thighs, breasts, drumsticks, but every tim i go there, i end up with a plonchop. Pretty sure the cook there is writing a militant vegan manifesto."


Hoil.
 

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The act of swindling a person out of their currency using second-rate street performance.

"Instead of money for food, I gave money for guitar lessons to a street performer before I realized THAT was the Brazzlebite."

Dinglezerg
 

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Dinglezerg - The state of being at least partially undressed due to it being laundry day.

"Can't come over right now, honey, I'm in full dinglezerg until the washer's done."

Aizingwau
 

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The act of freezing wine or grapes in order to ice-down a glass of wine without watering-down the wine itself.

"Grandma used to always use red wine for her blibstog. Which kinda made it freaky if she was serving white wine at dinner. Looked like some spat blood in the glass."


Fliend-storp, Fliend-storping, Fliend-storped.
 

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Unwelcome interference mainly from a business or personal affiliate.

"I used to think waste management was a path to success until it fliend-storped my sex life".

Dibtoid

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"Dibtoid"
Noun, (archaic) a remotely operated machine used to secure decorative ribbons to the upper curve of a lady's bustle.
Noun, (current) a derogatory term for a job that is incredibly superfluous. A machine for decorations for an affectation, for example.
Noun, (slang) a REALLY derogatory term for a person whose job is a made-up position created for the employement of an idiot.

"He's all excited about his promotion to Executive Assistant Director of Underutilized Resources, but he's the only one in his Daddy's company who doesn't realize he's the dibtoid."


Erlaich
 
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Erlaich, adj

Just out of date enough to be socially embarrassing, and not, like, archaic.
 

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Plootmole - A unit of measure for farts. Like several other measurements, modern precision instruments means the standard, as defined, is usually ridiculously overlarge. Thus, most measured discharges are in fractions of a plootmole.

'I was in an elevator with my crush and three other people when she dropped an entire plootmole. Before anyone could say anything, i said, "Sorry. Doc warned me this might happen." They told me to go to Hell, she gave me her phone number.'

Fundergiepen
 

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Plootmole - A unit of measure for farts. Like several other measurements, modern precision instruments means the standard, as defined, is usually ridiculously overlarge. Thus, most measured discharges are in fractions of a plootmole.

'I was in an elevator with my crush and three other people when she dropped an entire plootmole. Before anyone could say anything, i said, "Sorry. Doc warned me this might happen." They told me to go to Hell, she gave me her phone number.'

Fundergiepen
A declared draw in Fencing when the ummm... poles of the two opponents become twisted upon one other.

Schlod
 

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Collective term for all names given to sexual organs, either by the wielder or his/her lover. Not to include derisive names from rivals or acquaintances.

"They spent so much time bragging in the locker room that the towel boy knew all their schlods."

Goof-pundle
 

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Bankerswingder
A borrowed term from Lichtensteinian literature, the practice of throwing a party at least five feet underground.

"They found Grandpa's Cuban-missile-era fallout-shelter, then nothing would stop Mikal from throwing an old-fashioned bankerswingder down there."


Plitzea
 

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"Drutch" - Nickname given to someone who is legally named after a biblical character, event, or chapter.

"Hey, how do you spell Deuteronomy? I'm writing invitations."
"Just call him Drutch. Everyone calls him Drutch. No one can spell Dooterotomy the same way twice in a row."

Feesle
 

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Feesle = little annoying plastic hairs that develop on the rim of your frisbee from playing in the street.

“John really knows how to skip his frisbee, but the feesle on his disc will tear up your hands on the catch.”

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"Spikemung" A means of producing nuclear waste containment through turning nuclear waste containment legislation into papier mache.

"I worked at INEL for twenty years, and the most effective shielding i ever saw was when the new regulations came out and we made spikemung out of the previous versions."

Meecha
 

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When Melbulus realized where all her spare change was going, she gave the Roomba a severe rombond.

Berilia
Berilia - - a German dominatrix.

Fred thought he would try visiting a S and M club to see what it was all about but didn't know that there was a Berilia waiting for him.

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Flagen - the art of spinning sewing thread out of Trump memoirs.

$230 for a signed copy, and while I'm on a fishing trip, my kid Flagens it for a rainbow flag!

T'Phon
 

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T'Phon - a Cambodian dish made with tiger testicles and octopus eyes on a bed of fermented rice curd and plankton.

The members of the French academy of epicureans were delighted to learn that they would judge T'Phon (a unique dish that is said to appear to look back at anyone looking at it) at this year's annual convention.

Limercus
 

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Sealburffen
The break one takes after performing a group task alone.

"I struck camp in the rain, folding the tent, rolling the sleeping bags, dowsing the fire, boxing the food, and bagging the laundry.
"Then i took the last soda out of the creek and sat in the car. During this sealburffen, the kids all came up and asked if i needed any help."

Kloompadre
 

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Limercus = the collective noun lexicographers have given to British cuss words that cause Americans to laugh. Examples:
  • Arse
  • Bugger
  • Bollocks
  • Beef Curtains
  • Knob
  • Punani

Sealburffen
Beef Curtains???
 
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