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General Religion?

Elixir said:
Rayschism said:
If a religion is General, then doesn't that make it a military?

:D
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There might be a Colonel of truth in that...
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Maybe even two...

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Laugh on, atheists. But in John's Revelation, Chapter the 14, verses 14 to 20, I read that General Jesus, seated on a cloud and clutching a sharp sickle, will slice through the evil ones, cutting right and left, lo, selah, et cetera, until the blood is as high as a horse's bridle, for 200 miles around. Ye infidels, for who shall save ye then. Who will have the last laugh? Jesus and me. We'll have the last laugh. Wiping a bit of stringy flesh off our chins, perhaps, floating high above the lake of deep dark red blood. Laughing. Whom is fooling whom????
 
ideologyhunter said:
Laugh on, atheists. But in John's Revelation, Chapter the 14, verses 14 to 20, I read that General Jesus, seated on a cloud and clutching a sharp sickle, will slice through the evil ones, cutting right and left, lo, selah, et cetera, until the blood is as high as a horse's bridle, for 200 miles around. Ye infidels, for who shall save ye then. Who will have the last laugh? Jesus and me. We'll have the last laugh. Wiping a bit of stringy flesh off our chins, perhaps, floating high above the lake of deep dark red blood. Laughing. Whom is fooling whom????
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As Shaw said about that particular work, 'the ravings of a drug addict!' Mostly though, I think, it was a coded work against Rome, so I don't judge it too hardly.
 
ideologyhunter said:
Laugh on, atheists. But in John's Revelation, Chapter the 14, verses 14 to 20, I read that General Jesus, seated on a cloud and clutching a sharp sickle, will slice through the evil ones, cutting right and left, lo, selah, et cetera, until the blood is as high as a horse's bridle, for 200 miles around.
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Damn. I hope he was talking about small ponies!
 
Keith&Co. said:
Elixir said:
Damn. I hope he was talking about small ponies!
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Religious metaphors can be difficult to MASTER, CHIEFly because of the wide range of interpretations. But we soldier on...
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I'm gunner have to groan at that one. Military pun s'arnt funny after a while.
 
Keith&Co. said:
bilby said:
I'm gunner have to groan at that one. Military pun s'arnt funny after a while.
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Really? That's a first, mate.

Since i don't wanna seem petty, offer a truce?
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Like
I
Ever
Understood
The
Enemy's
Negotiating
A
Nervous
Truce.

Could
Others
Make
Me
Acquiesce?
No!
Damn
Enemy's
Regrouping!
 
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