GOP Metaphor Goes Hyperliteral

[Jimmy Higgins]

A train carrying several GOP members to a GOP retreat in West Virginia, crashed into a dump truck... representing a remarkable metaphor that represents the current path of the GOP.

Injuries on the train were limited and mild, a person in the dump truck was killed.

 

[RavenSky]

I wonder if any of them will look at this as a sign from their god that they are fucking up

 

[Ford]

Wait, don't tell me...the truck driver was a radical leftist/Muslim/Deep State Agent who tried to literally derail Trump's plan to Make America Great Again.

 

[bilby]

And where was Dagny Taggart when they needed her?

 

[Ford]

And where was Dagny Taggart when they needed her?

If I remember correctly, murdering security guards who got in her way.

 

[bilby]

And where was Dagny Taggart when they needed her?

If I remember correctly, murdering security guards who got in her way.

If you don't think that anyone who stands in the way of the capitalist ubermenschen deserves to die, then you either haven't read Ayn Rand, or you haven't understood been taken in by her.

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of rabid conservolibertarians have very similar names? Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Ron Paul, RuPaul ... OK, maybe not that last one.

 

[ZiprHead]

And where was Dagny Taggart when they needed her?

If I remember correctly, murdering security guards who got in her way.

If you don't think that anyone who stands in the way of the capitalist ubermenschen deserves to die, then you either haven't read Ayn Rand, or you haven't understood been taken in by her.

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of rabid conservolibertarians have very similar names? Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Ron Paul, RuPaul ... OK, maybe not that last one.

Paul Richards


Oops, my secret's out now.