Happy Civil War day!

[Underseer]

As everyone knows, the great conservative thinker predicted that today would be the day we liberals would start a Civil War. Twitter has been having fun with this all day.

https://twitter.com/freddgorham/status/1014368610930823174

Dearest wife,
Quick thinking saved my platoon today from the Red Hats as we erected a barrier out of Hillary’s e-mails, since they still can’t seem to get over them. War is Hell. #secondcivilwarletters

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Washington Post article on Twitter's guffawfest:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...the-front-lines-of-americas-second-civil-war/

 

[Underseer]

ABC's coverage of the hilarity: https://abcnews.go.com/News/civil-war-post-wing-radio-host-roundly-mocked/story?id=56363983

 

[Max Rockatansky]

Anyone who thinks the US will collapse into a civil war anytime soon is either an idiot or trying to sell a book.

 

[bilby]

So how is the war going?

Has Trump fled to exile in Russia yet?

 

[SLD]

Remember the Bowling Green massacre!! Onward boys!

 

[Underseer]

Anyone who thinks the US will collapse into a civil war anytime soon is either an idiot or trying to sell a book.

Are you suggesting that Alex Jones was wrong about the Second Civil War?

Need I remind you that president Trump[ent]mdash[/ent]the smartest president in US history[ent]mdash[/ent]watches Alex Jones regularly. If the smartest president watches this show regularly, do you really think it possible that Alex Jones might be wrong about something like this? [/conservolibertarian]

 

[Underseer]

So how is the war going?

Has Trump fled to exile in Russia yet?

I was really hoping to use Obama's secret weather weapon, but can you believe it? I couldn't find the thing!

I was planning on using it as part of a conspiracy to confiscate everyone's guns. I can't understand why Obama didn't already do that. Wasn't that why he built the weather weapon in the first place?

Anyway, I'll keep looking for it. I'm sure it's around somewhere. Those right wing pundits can't possibly be wrong about its existence, can they?

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Remember the Bowling Green massacre!! Onward boys!

And the child sex slaves in that pizza restaurant!

 

[ZiprHead]

I was going to join up but I'm still waiting for my check from George Soros.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

I suggest that in the new civil war, we let the South win. And secede. The Southern states are parasite states that survive only because the blue donor states send them $$$$. They would soon be starving and begging to rejoin the Union. I'd pay to see that.

 

[Elixir]

Trump to staff:

"Heh, you throw a dozen or so brown kids into a cave, and suddenly they all forget about their Civil War, the other 2988 little niggers, the Fake Mueller Probe, Little Rocket Man, The Supreme Court thing, my meeting with Uncle Vlad - EVERYTHING! They Forget about EVERYTHING!
It's a beautiful thing, and we can do it again 250 times if we have to, with just the fodder available to us right now! It's a BEAUTIFUL thing! Bring me more KIDS"

 

[Max Rockatansky]

Anyone who thinks the US will collapse into a civil war anytime soon is either an idiot or trying to sell a book.

Are you suggesting that Alex Jones was wrong about the Second Civil War?

Need I remind you that president Trump[ent]mdash[/ent]the smartest president in US history[ent]mdash[/ent]watches Alex Jones regularly. If the smartest president watches this show regularly, do you really think it possible that Alex Jones might be wrong about something like this? [/conservolibertarian]

Yes. Alex Jones, by his own admission, is playing a "character". He's just milking the lower IQ Beta males to support his lifestyle. Doing a great job at it too since he's worth about $10M!

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I suggest that in the new civil war, we let the South win. And secede. The Southern states are parasite states that survive only because the blue donor states send them $$$$. They would soon be starving and begging to rejoin the Union. I'd pay to see that.

It's more likely California would secede. As soon as they do, all of their major businesses would relocate outside of the People's Republic of California to the United States then it'd be them who are begging to rejoin.

 

[Underseer]

Yes. Alex Jones, by his own admission, is playing a "character". He's just milking the lower IQ Beta males to support his lifestyle. Doing a great job at it too since he's worth about $10M!

You're just angry because he isn't giving the Fake News that you want like what the Failing New York Times puts out. The Failing New York Times is going out of business because America is no longer interested in their lies. Too bad, so sad! [/satire]

 

[Max Rockatansky]

Yes. Alex Jones, by his own admission, is playing a "character". He's just milking the lower IQ Beta males to support his lifestyle. Doing a great job at it too since he's worth about $10M!

You're just angry because he isn't giving the Fake News that you want like what the Failing New York Times puts out. The Failing New York Times is going out of business because America is no longer interested in their lies. Too bad, so sad! [/satire]

LOL. The animosity and mud-slinging these days isn't new, but it's been awhile.