It's a shame Trick or Treating has declined so much. When I had a house in the suburbs, I enjoyed handing out candy. One year I had received a sampler pack of 40 cigars and life is too long to smoke short cigars, so I had a few small ones left over. I stuck them in the candy bowl and answered Trick or Treat! with "Candy or cigars." No one wanted cigars until two boys, each about 11 years old. Their eyes popped open wide, but hesitated, certain it was some kind of trick. I handed them the cigars and said, "Just remember, you don't remember this house." The last visitors of the night were a pair of girls dressed as Madonna out of her "Like a Virgin" video. They each had the cleavage for the costume. I said, "This is your last Trick or treat, isn't."