ideologyhunter
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He's gotta be leading a boring life. Prank calls are out these days. I'd suggest word search puzzles or a 99 cent fidget spinner.
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How can I become a well known name in the Republican Party in Congress?
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Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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*ring* *ring*
Mo: Hello? Mo's Tavern here.
NightHawkBuzz: Hello. Is there a Walter there?
Mo: Walter Who?
NightHawkBuzz: Walt er some positions you would recommend I have before I run for congress?
Mo: Hello? Mo's Tavern here.
NightHawkBuzz: Hello. Is there a Walter there?
Mo: Walter Who?
NightHawkBuzz: Walt er some positions you would recommend I have before I run for congress?
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The narcissism in these threads is dripping off the table and onto the floor.
Elixir
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Sounds like Congress.
But get real.
You're the one with the mop, dude. Get busy!
Whose narcissism is more annoying, Buzz’s or everyone else’s?
The desire to become a hard handed authoritarian is pretty disgusting. But mocking such a person when they are demonstrably incapable of ever rising to that level of evil … that’s just embarrassing.
I’m embarrassed for myself and everyone else who has failed to provide the mental health support that is so desperately needed by this poor kid.
TV and credit cards
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There's a Republican platform to campaign on. "Vote for me and I'll get you the mental health you need."
steve_bank
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It is easy.
Go to Mar a Lago and on national TV kneel down and kiss Trump's ass.
It is what house speaker Johnson just did.
ideologyhunter
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On snl's Weekend Update last night, Che had a line about Mike J. returning from Mar-a-Lago, "and boy, is his jaw sore."
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Step one, be a moron.
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Step two, forget all that pesky stuff about government by the consent of the governed.
Lots and lots of lying, spew some unfounded and stupid conspiracy theories, get a mistress, spout authoritarian religious views, snort coke in your congressional office... The R's will love you.
Edit: also, display a deep hatred of women! The maga party will not only accept you but they will make you Speaker of the House!
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steve_bank
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Haven't watched SNL since the 80s. Who or what is Che?
ideologyhunter
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Michael Che is one of the two anchors on Weekend Update. His forte is telling un-PC jokes and then grinning at the audience if they groan.
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I stopped bothering with TV shows decades ago.
But maybe I should reconsider.
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SNL is a very bumpy ride these days. I dislike most of the cast, although Kenan Thompson elevates everything he's in. And last week, the Ryan Gosling-hosted show was outstanding. You should google the alien abduction cold open and the Beavis and Butthead sketch.
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I can't remember the last time I watched an entire episode, let alone "live," but Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che is (IMO) worth watching.
Elixir
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I highly recommend! The major networks - ABC, CBS, NBC are alarmingly, but not surprisingly, trying sooo hard to be acceptable to "both sides", Trumpist messaging has gone normalized. They rarely describe Trump's election lies as "disproven" or "false" any more. Why risk 35% of your national audience? In the Bible belt, they all sound like FOX! Of course on FOX there are no election lies - just a government run by a senile old man trying to wreck your Country, and a gallant orange knight coming to the rescue. Real storybook stuff.
MSNBC seems to prohibit mention of anything Trump says without letting you know again, that if he said it, it's a lie.
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This is why I like NPR. Whenever the election lies come up, they describe them as "the false claims that the election was stolen" or similar such wording.
Shout out to my local NPR station who called out the Arizona GOP's bullshit move on the abortion initiative.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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As a politician how can I be okay with helping bad victims and not just good victims?
A bad victim to me would be someone that intentionally mistreats others with there words and verbally abuses them or physically abuses them. Also, a bad victim to me would be someone who was going to become a bad person. Someone who was going to grow up to be a bad person in life. How can I help ...
www.thebrownsboard.com
The Cleveland Browns Fans Board has a subforum for politics. Kinda weird, but hilarious to read this thread there. Noticing a pattern...
Fuck! Looks like I'll never know...