How likely are you to vote for Trump?

[Keith&Co.]

How likely are you to vote for Trump?

Over a can of soup? Not likely at all.

That would probably be a better Metric, really.

Who would have to be running for US President in order for Trump to be the lesser evil?
(Mark all that apply)
[_] Hillary Clinton
[_] Boris Johnson
[_] Stacey Dash
[_] Dracula
[_] Roseanne Barr
[_] A can of soup (unopened)
[_] Grumpy Cat
[_] 3 quarts of shrimp curry
[_] A painting of Ronald Reagan
[_] A can of cream of mushroom soup (opened last week)
[_] A print of a painting of Ronald Reagan

 

[funinspace]

You forgot to include, "There is absolutely no fucking way that I would ever vote for that idiotic, totally clueless incompetent, law breaking moron." So I couldn't answer your poll.

^Yup, but I could still pick the second choice...And I will be voting, period.

 

[Elixir]

(Mark all that apply)

You gotta try harder. Maybe "being slowly fed into a wood chipper"?

 

[Keith&Co.]

(Mark all that apply)

You gotta try harder. Maybe "being slowly fed into a wood chipper"?

[_] Nuclear war (1 nuclear-capable nation vs not)
[_] Nuclear exchange (2 nuclear countries throwing shit everywhere)
[_] invasion of self-aware wood chipper army
[_] existence of self aware wood chippers
[_] rusty chain-saw tattoo removal
[_] no anaesthesia retina reattachment
[_] "Godzilla has diarrhea. You want the bucket or the mop?"
[_] "Or the strainer? He swallowed something important, and we hope it came out."

 

[Elixir]

(Mark all that apply)

You gotta try harder. Maybe "being slowly fed into a wood chipper"?

[_] Nuclear war (1 nuclear-capable nation vs not)
[_] Nuclear exchange (2 nuclear countries throwing shit everywhere)
[_] invasion of self-aware wood chipper army
[_] existence of self aware wood chippers
[_] rusty chain-saw tattoo removal
[_] no anaesthesia retina reattachment
[_] "Godzilla has diarrhea. You want the bucket or the mop?"
[_] "Or the strainer? He swallowed something important, and we hope it came out."

Close, but no.
Maybe the self-aware wood chipper thing, but other than that... and even then, if the wood chippers naturally evolve self awareness, who are we to claim supremacy over them?

 

[TV and credit cards]

[_] Roseanne Barr

I’ll stick with Trump.

 

[Fentoine Lum]

You forgot to include, "There is absolutely no fucking way that I would ever vote for that idiotic, totally clueless incompetent, law breaking moron." So I couldn't answer your poll.

^Yup, but I could still pick the second choice...And I will be voting, period.

The lessor of the evils thing is working out so well.