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[James Brown]

I can't identify the cultural reference for the bike it.
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Isn't the bike the German Army bike from Indiana Jones, Last Crusade?

Could be, but I don't see how that's iconic like the others. That movie also had a fantastic Mark VII tank and a royal blue Rolls Royce Phantom II.

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the bike or the red-and-white vehicle underneath it.

Jurrasic World?
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Yes, that's got to be it. Not quite as recognizable as the Jurassic Park vehicle, but whadya gonna do?

 

[ZiprHead]

I can't identify the cultural reference for the bike it.
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Isn't the bike the German Army bike from Indiana Jones, Last Crusade?

Yup.

 

[ZiprHead]

Herbie!!!

Aw, I want it. Ever since that movie, I wanted a little Beetle, but only the old version from 1969 or 1971, with the engine in the back and the powder blue one, convertible. I almost bought one 4 years ago instead of my old Oldsmobile, but the engine was shit. Then a guy who worked on my garage door once said his wife got a new one, but made in Mexico so it had the engine in the back, instead of the new American produced version, which does not, and frankly loos sillier than the old one with the other changes, not cute.

Man, I'm sad now .

You shoulda' got it. Old beetle engines are extremely easy to work on and rebuild. Four bolts and the engine comes out, easy peasy.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[DolphinDynasty]

Herbie!!!

Aw, I want it. Ever since that movie, I wanted a little Beetle, but only the old version from 1969 or 1971, with the engine in the back and the powder blue one, convertible. I almost bought one 4 years ago instead of my old Oldsmobile, but the engine was shit. Then a guy who worked on my garage door once said his wife got a new one, but made in Mexico so it had the engine in the back, instead of the new American produced version, which does not, and frankly loos sillier than the old one with the other changes, not cute.

Man, I'm sad now .

You shoulda' got it. Old beetle engines are extremely easy to work on and rebuild. Four bolts and the engine comes out, easy peasy.

Yeah, I know, but since Id have to, at the time, rely on an asshole and his asshole friends to both tow and do the replacement since, at the time, I didn't trust myself t learn about cars and had no mechanic I didn't go with it. Especially since his asking price was the same for the Olds' I did get that ran fine and had no issues for 2 years.

The Beatle asking needed a battery and fuel pump too, although everything else was original and even the paint job was still decent and the tires replaced. He had kept it covered and on blocks for years.

 

[bilby]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Veritass]

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This joke totally should have used Scientology instead of Mormonism for "Spaceballs".

If anything, Joseph Smith should be called "Rogue One".

 

[Keith&Co.]

Scientology would be the Christmas Special...

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[blastula]

 

[repoman]

 

[Jayjay]

Who describes themselves or anyone else as "an LGBT guy"? That's like saying that I'm an HLGBTQ guy. H stands for heterosexual.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Who describes themselves or anyone else as "an LGBT guy"?

Well, clearly, they write their shift assignments by category, so you'd either mark the column(s) of what you are not tolerant of for religious reasons, OR you mark whatever that company uses for their all-inclusive category.
This store has 'Who's the LGBT for this shift?'
Other stores might know it as 'who's the atheist for this shift?'
The Company Libertine.
Apatheist of the Day.

Whatever occurred to the poor schmuck who has to cover all the bases in tomorrow's bigotry-enabled marketplace...

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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[SLD]

Well this explains a lot.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

I've got the latest issue ...

 

[gmbteach]