George S
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It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.
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It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.
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Hold it, someone is trying to curtail our j/o rights??? Not on my watch, brother. It's in the Constitution, jerk-offs. Strike that. It's in the Constitution, you ne'er-do-wells:
'A well regulated Prostate, being necessary to the peace and tranquility of the Domicile, the right of the people to bare and exercise the Third Arm shall not be infringed.'
The Founding Fathers knew how to stroke it. "You can have my johnson when you pry it out of my strong, stiff fingers, as long as your fingers are equally strong and stiff." Charlton Heston said that, numbnuts.
'A well regulated Prostate, being necessary to the peace and tranquility of the Domicile, the right of the people to bare and exercise the Third Arm shall not be infringed.'
The Founding Fathers knew how to stroke it. "You can have my johnson when you pry it out of my strong, stiff fingers, as long as your fingers are equally strong and stiff." Charlton Heston said that, numbnuts.
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A little confusion, here. It's famously a Stairway to Heaven. Not a ladder. Except in the Navy, where the stairs are called "ladders" as a tradition.
Although i can see if you're approaching the Pearly Gates with a handful of dicks, it'd be a stare-way.
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Well, you can with your hand full of cunt!
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Timothy, the cutting fox...
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Lame, I kept waiting for them to be viscously attacked and eaten by an alligator.
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Honestly, I don't think there is any font that doesn't make it creepy.
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Yeah, the more I think of it, the left one is from the creepy female stalker and the right is from the creepy male stalker.
