Inspired by Facebook God: If band names were 100% literal, what would be the WORST concert to attend?

[ZiprHead]

Slayer

Steely Dan

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Butthole Surfers

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[WAB]

I suppose a double bill with The Police and The Outlaws could get messy.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Kansas

No good coming from that, boring as all heck. At least Asia or Europe could be considered a vacation.

 

[pood]

Dead Kennedys

 

[Bomb#20]

The Beatles

 

[ideologyhunter]

Diarrhea Planet, by a mile. Just getting all six band members on stage at the same time would be a miracle.
Also, crowd surfing of the band members is highly discouraged.

 

[Politesse]

Leftover Salmon

Revolting Cocks

Cattle Decapitation

AIDS Wolf

Vulvectomy

The Meat Shits

 

[TV and credit cards]

I suppose a double bill with The Police and The Outlaws could get messy.

I think the Outlaws will be eating Humble Pie.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Monty Hall introducing The Doors.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I really wouldn't want to see The Scorpions.

 

[WAB]

I suppose a double bill with The Police and The Outlaws could get messy.

I think the Outlaws will be eating Humble Pie.

Yeah, and after their humbling I suppose they might start a Quiet Riot.

 

[Spacetime Inhabitant]

The one I immediately thought of was Megadeth.

 

[Elixir]

Stone Cold Killers

 

[SLD]

Rolling Stones.

Might be hard to dodge them unless they’re really small.

 

[blastula]

Anthrax

 

[Arctish]

Flock of Seagulls

 

[TV and credit cards]

Monty Hall introducing The Doors.

Side note: Did you know there is a Monty Hall Problem?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Monty Hall introducing The Doors.

Side note: Did you know there is a Monty Hall Problem?

Yes, and almost everyone gets it wrong.

 

[Bomb#20]

Spinal Tap