I don't think Syed cares a fig for what the Biiiiiible says. But, Syed, if you want to meet an all-knowing man, may I introduce you to Leo, who hangs out on the corner of Broadway and 22nd St., wears a Monty beret and a Scooby Doo shirt and has a sign that says HELP. From him you could learn that --
1. Radio waves from the Empire State Building are aliens monitoring the earth (and specifically Leo.)
2. Frank Sinatra isn't dead, and precious keys to knowledge are codified in certain Sinatra numbers, such as 'Domani' and 'That's Life' (but not 'Mama Will Bark', go figure.)
3. If you hold a dollar bill to your forehead, making contact with the eye in the pyramid, and keep it there for about 5 minutes, you can obtain the wisdom of the ancients who made the pyramids.
4. The government is putting secret chemicals in the Sweet Tea sold by a major fast food chain to turn people into robots. Drink your own pee to be safe.
5. The Ohio state quarter shows a faceless spaceman who came to earth in 1803 and is still walking the earth, gaining in psychic power for either good or evil.
6. Another Sinatra number with vast tantric significance is 'It Was a Very Good Year.'
Syed would no doubt benefit from a sharing of mind/heart/experience with Leo. As would we all.