Little League Coach Jonathan Russell Jailed For Spanking Boys’ Bare Bottoms For Jesus

[Potoooooooo]

http://www.inquisitr.com/3169511/li...led-for-spanking-boys-bare-bottoms-for-jesus/
A Christian North Carolina Little League Coach, Jonathan Russell has been jailed for spanking the kids on his team because he felt like it was his Christian duty.

 

[bigfield]

“What happens at Coach Russell’s house stays at Coach Russell’s house.”

 

[Angry Floof]

Maybe his inmates will return the favor.

 

[Keith&Co.]

“What happens at Coach Russell’s house stays at Coach Russell’s house.”

Gawd, I thought you were joking....

abusively spanked by the Christian Little League coach for the offense of saying the phrase “dang it.”

Dang it?
DANG!?!?
That's just looking for an excuse to beat them. Fuck him and fuck the book and fuck the god that sent this message.

 

[Atheos]

Coach pretty much fucked himself. Sexual abuse of a minor now trumps religion. Sounds like maybe there's hope after all.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

That guy's picture gives me the creeps. I wouldn't want my kid around that.

 

[Underseer]

Gawd, I thought you were joking....

abusively spanked by the Christian Little League coach for the offense of saying the phrase “dang it.”

Dang it?
DANG!?!?
That's just looking for an excuse to beat them. Fuck him and fuck the book and fuck the god that sent this message.

Spare the rod, spoil the child! You don't want to beat those children because you want them to grow up evil and become atheists, don't you? Admit it! I'm on to you! [/christian]

 

[Keith&Co.]

Spare the rod, spoil the child! You don't want to beat those children because you want them to grow up evil and become atheists, don't you? Admit it! I'm on to you! [/christian]

No! I beat my kids, sure, but for felonies, not euphemisms.
And, like, if I was terribly worried about language, I'd RATHER they said 'dang it' as opposed to what I tend to hear at home. Like twat-waffle and fucktard and sockfucking bastard.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Spare the rod, spoil the child! You don't want to beat those children because you want them to grow up evil and become atheists, don't you? Admit it! I'm on to you! [/christian]

No! I beat my kids, sure, but for felonies, not euphemisms.
And, like, if I was terribly worried about language, I'd RATHER they said 'dang it' as opposed to what I tend to hear at home. Like twat-waffle and fucktard and sockfucking bastard.

Hey, thanks for some new expressions.

Now drop those pants for Jesus.