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Liz Crokin Blames Her Surfing Injury On A Spell Cast By Hillary Clinton

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Not sure if this belongs in Politics or religion, but...

This woman is completely insane.....and another true xtian....

Last week, right-wing “journalist” and fringe conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin lost the tips of two of her fingers in a surfing accident which she is blaming on a spell that may have been cast on her by Hillary Clinton.
Last night, Crokin posted a video on YouTube recounting her accident, which happened when the surfboard that she was holding by a rope was forcefully pulled away by a crashing wave, severing parts of two fingers. While she realizes that it was probably “just a freak accident,” that didn’t stop her from also asserting that it may have been the result of a curse that had been placed on her by Hillary Clinton or artist Marina Abramović or some other “witch” that is targeting her due to her effortsto expose the secret satanic cannibalistic pedophile cult that supposedly runs the world.
“These people that I expose engage in witchcraft,” Crokin said. “You know, the people like Marina Abramović, the people like Hillary Clinton, [the people] from the deep state articles that are getting ready to write a hit piece on me right now. Well, look it up. Look it up. Do research on Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and their trip to Haiti and how—I think it was on their honeymoon—they admitted to doing voodoo there together. Research Marina Abramović; she talks about the rituals she does, she’s an occultist.”
“All these people dabble in witchcraft and spirit cooking,” she added. “So, do these people do witchcraft against me? Of course they do. And I wouldn’t be surprised if they were casting spells on me the night before.”
“These people do engage in witchcraft, they do cast spells on people,” Crokin insisted. “So I’m sure there was some spiritual stuff going on.”

Batshit crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...ng-injury-on-a-spell-cast-by-hillary-clinton/
 
Obviously false. Hillary would have cast a spell that would have lodged that surfboard where the sun doesn’t shine.
 
Obviously false. Hillary is incompetent, how could she successfully cast a spell like this?
 
It's curious how Hillary Clinton is the Dark Overlord of a cabal of industrialists and warlords, can have dozens of people assassinated with only the most tenuous evidence pointing to her, can hoover up millions of dollars from gullible rubes under the name of charity, and can summon the forces of darkness to cast spells against even the most ineffectual of critics...

...but she can't secure an e-mail server.
 
It's curious how Hillary Clinton is the Dark Overlord of a cabal of industrialists and warlords, can have dozens of people assassinated with only the most tenuous evidence pointing to her, can hoover up millions of dollars from gullible rubes under the name of charity, and can summon the forces of darkness to cast spells against even the most ineffectual of critics...

...but she can't secure an e-mail server.

Or take the White House
 
It's curious how Hillary Clinton is the Dark Overlord of a cabal of industrialists and warlords, can have dozens of people assassinated with only the most tenuous evidence pointing to her, can hoover up millions of dollars from gullible rubes under the name of charity, and can summon the forces of darkness to cast spells against even the most ineffectual of critics...

...but she can't secure an e-mail server.

Or take the White House

Or deploy the millions of illegal voters she had at her beck and call into battleground states.
 
It's curious how Hillary Clinton is the Dark Overlord of a cabal of industrialists and warlords, can have dozens of people assassinated with only the most tenuous evidence pointing to her, can hoover up millions of dollars from gullible rubes under the name of charity, and can summon the forces of darkness to cast spells against even the most ineffectual of critics...

...but she can't secure an e-mail server.

Obviously, she left that e-mail server unsecure on purpose to make it easier for the Russians to hack it, because she's the real traitor who has been working with the Russians. All that stuff about Trump being a Russian asset is fake news!!!!! [/conservolibertarian]
 
Here sharky sharky sharky! Here sharky! Over there, look! Nummy, nummy! Dinner!

When people say that predators like to attack the slower members of the herd, they mean physically slower, not slower in the Texas Republican sense of the word. ;)

Well, when there are 10 people in the water, and you shout, "LOOK OUT FOR THE SHARK!" some will immediately move to the shore, some will turn around, searching the waves, saying "Where?" Thus delaying their egress, and the shark gets the slowest by both definitions.

And some will insist their god will protect them, and further delay their response, doubling down on the slow...
 
Here sharky sharky sharky! Here sharky! Over there, look! Nummy, nummy! Dinner!

When people say that predators like to attack the slower members of the herd, they mean physically slower, not slower in the Texas Republican sense of the word. ;)

Well, when there are 10 people in the water, and you shout, "LOOK OUT FOR THE SHARK!" some will immediately move to the shore, some will turn around, searching the waves, saying "Where?" Thus delaying their egress, and the shark gets the slowest by both definitions.

And some will insist their god will protect them, and further delay their response, doubling down on the slow...

Yeah, but if it’s a land shark ...
 
Here sharky sharky sharky! Here sharky! Over there, look! Nummy, nummy! Dinner!

When people say that predators like to attack the slower members of the herd, they mean physically slower, not slower in the Texas Republican sense of the word. ;)

Well, when there are 10 people in the water, and you shout, "LOOK OUT FOR THE SHARK!" some will immediately move to the shore, some will turn around, searching the waves, saying "Where?" Thus delaying their egress, and the shark gets the slowest by both definitions.

And some will insist their god will protect them, and further delay their response, doubling down on the slow...

Relying on a human to shout "look out for the shark" sounds like a needlessly complicated hunting tactic.
 
Only one way to know whether Hillary is a witch.
Does she weigh as much as a duck?
 
Oh, there were once plenty of other methods.

Throughout the Middle Ages it was customary to detect witches by simple tests: their hair could not be cut, they were incapable of shedding tears, they cast no shadows even in bright sunlight. When people started to test these phenomena objectively, in the seventeenth century, they suddenly ceased. Other aspects of witchcraft proved equally insubstantial. For example, victims of witchcraft possessed by demons would often go into fits when they heard certain biblical passages. Doubters hit upon the idea of allowing the possessed to overhear that demons were accomplished linguists, and that the same passage was to be read again this time in Greek or Latin. A passage from a classical pagan author, rather than from the Bible, would then be read aloud in its original language, and was found to elicit the same hysterical response from the ingenuous victim. Just as worrying was the fact that if the possessed person did not know what they were hearing, then genuine biblical passages in Greek or Latin had no effect. As King James I came to realise through using these techniques, supernatural phenomena were matching human expectations.

Rationalism was not universally welcomed. Victims of witchcraft often fell into fits if touched by those who had bewitched them, and this was proof of the witch's power. A simple test was to blindfold "bewitched" people and then let them be touched by a series of different people. It should have been easy to distinguish the true witch from others, since the fits would start only on the touch of the real witch. Such techniques could reveal impostures, but as late as the 1660s senior judges in England were rejecting these methods. The introduction of such methods corresponded with the disappearance of witches and the decline in witch-hunting. Wherever rationalists looked the evidence evaporated. No one could any longer muster enough faith to enjoy immunity from poisons or snake bites. Holy wafers no longer bled when they were stabbed; holy statues no longer bled when they were injured; bodies no longer bled in the presence of their murderers. Bibles burned just as well as heretical books. Those blessed by a visit from the Holy Spirit now spoke unintelligible garble instead of fluent foreign languages, and the flames above their heads were no longer visible.

-From http://www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com/fda_miracles.htm. (Really an excellent site.)
 
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