Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Is this real?
Shadowy Man
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As if a modern teenager can’t find his way around an app.
Jimmy Higgins
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Son: Dad, it says you were looking at the Target ad for over an hour yesterday.
Father: *sweating*
Father: *sweating*
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Welp, here's confirmation:
Also...
It sends a blurred image to the accountabilibuddy. Then, the accountabilibuddy can unblur it to verify it is not porn.
Mike Johnson says something like "I'm proud to say my son is clean." But strangely says nothing about his own status.
Sounds like weird grooming...
Also...
It sends a blurred image to the accountabilibuddy. Then, the accountabilibuddy can unblur it to verify it is not porn.
Mike Johnson says something like "I'm proud to say my son is clean." But strangely says nothing about his own status.
Sounds like weird grooming...
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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It sends a blurred image that the son can unblur. So, next it'd be...
Son: I unblurred the image and see you were just looking at bathing suit ads. (men in bathing suits) So, no problem.
Jimmy Higgins
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So you have a laptop, you get software that can automatically download 10,000 photos and drown the system to hide the naughty stuff.
Son: Dad, did you really look at every item on the Target website? I'm just ninety-two pages into the 12,093 pages of images.
Or the Dad uses his son as cover. Son dl's naughty images. They go to his Dad in the app. His Dad unblurs it... and well...
3 hrs later:
Son: *thinks he managed to hack the system so images don't come up* Hey Dad, did you check off the latest report.
Dad: Umm... yes i did. I didn't unblur the images, I trust you.
Son: *relief* I love you too Dad.
Dad: Maybe not so "Ghetto" next time?
Son: What?!
Dad: Nothing!
*awkward silence*
Son: Dad, did you really look at every item on the Target website? I'm just ninety-two pages into the 12,093 pages of images.
Or the Dad uses his son as cover. Son dl's naughty images. They go to his Dad in the app. His Dad unblurs it... and well...
3 hrs later:
Son: *thinks he managed to hack the system so images don't come up* Hey Dad, did you check off the latest report.
Dad: Umm... yes i did. I didn't unblur the images, I trust you.
Son: *relief* I love you too Dad.
Dad: Maybe not so "Ghetto" next time?
Son: What?!
Dad: Nothing!
*awkward silence*
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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He just has to have a device where the app isn't installed, like a burner phone or whatever. Or buy an ipad and not tell his father about it.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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No, no, that son is much older, like 40. The Johnsons adopted him when he was 14 and that software didn't exist yet. If he did the same thing with this teenage son, maybe there was some kind of manual process for it before there was software?
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The kids today...they don't know about the magazines. Johnson's son needs to find some good old Playboy magazines and hide them under the mattress. "Wow, I've been checking the app, and our son is doing great! Not a single fap! He does spend a bit more time getting dressed in the morning, but he's not looking at online porn, so that's a win!"
Derec
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This type of nonsense is all too common in Evangelical circles.
On a related note, apparently there is No Nut November on.
Me on day 1:
On a related note, apparently there is No Nut November on.
Me on day 1:
marc
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Besides the issues of getting around the software... his son gets to see what he is looking at. Does he get sensitive emails or gov docs on his phone? And does all the data go through the company that puts out the app?
The Sears catalogue had what I needed when I was 13.
The kids today...they don't know about the magazines. Johnson's son needs to find some good old Playboy magazines and hide them under the mattress. "Wow, I've been checking the app, and our son is doing great! Not a single fap! He does spend a bit more time getting dressed in the morning, but he's not looking at online porn, so that's a win!"
hurtinbuckaroo
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Waiting for the report that he once helped his son Jack off a horse.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Whatever the case may be, don't expect serious inquiry or investigation. Mike Johnson is the luckiest SOB right now because this story is getting buried under other stories of the world burning down.
Cheerful Charlie
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It is not the possibility that Mike Johnson is accessing porn that bothers me. It is Mike Johnson accessing Christian Nationalist propaganda and right winged foolish ideas that is dangerous.
Worldtraveller
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NGL, Kinda hoping someone hacks that monitoring site and releases that data.
laughing dog
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My guess this is part of a deal Mr Johnson made with his son: you be my porn blocker and I’ll be yours.
But why would one publicise this?
But why would one publicise this?
Elixir
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Just to let you know he’s moraler than you. Ya never heard of virtue signaling?