Noah said "go forth and multiply" but on his Ark were two European vipers, known as adders, and they replied "We can't multiply, we're adders".
Noah was too busy to listen but years later he went to see how his Ark looked in case he needed it if his Lord went bananas with water again, and he found it crawling with adders, and they told him some other humans came along and chopped down a lot trees for firewood and so, the adders said, "we didn't have to multiply, we did it by logs."