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O

Rod Heat - A story around Rod Flander's obsession with Donald Trump's daughter.

P

Red Peat - A love story about two environmental geologists that happen to be studying the peat formation (Red Peat) in the state of Massachusetts. What started as a mild attraction grew into a deep bonding love which was followed by marriage. Sadly, like structures that are built on peat, this marriage would not be able to manage the metaphorical settlement (total and differential) that would impact their lives. One would get a job opportunity studying bogs in New Hampshire and they would split from each other never to see one another again. It is a real tear jerker.
 
Q

Req Heat Navy supply officer Mel Gibson, who spent his career on various bases throughout the Pacific pisses off the wrong admiral and gets stationed in Antarctica. He doesn't even own a winter uniform, now he's got to keep forty scientists and support staff warm thru the winter-over part of the year.
Jack Black steals the show as the command's version of Radar O'Reilly. Not sure if Mel knew it was a comedy when he signed on.
 
U

Rude Heat
Cloris Leachman's last movie. A woman's granddaughter is made fun of at a gym by a body-perfect Playboy centerfold. She encourages the girl to realize that it's the taunter who should feel shame, having a soul as shallow as the water beading on a sun roof. More misfits and not-standard-beautiful people are attracted, a movement starts, and Cloris ends up christening a new Shame-Denying Nude Beach and Volleyball venue.
They have fun.
 
V

Rev Heat
Keanu Reeves as a brilliant physicist whose single mother is a NASCAR mechanic for the Army car. He strives to develop a unified field theory that ties engine revolutions (RPMs) to British Thermal Units (BTUs).
His work doesn't produce a theoretical breakthru, but it saves the team at Daytona and their car wins the race despite nearly overheating.
 
Wed Heat
Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi as estranged and competitive brothers with a rich dying grandmother. She will leave the bulk of her estate to the first sibling to marry a woman she approves of.
The race is on.

A rebellious Belushi keeps showing up with fiances she finds faults with. The heavily-tattooed carny contortionist; the porn star (note, I did not say 'former'); the Jehovah's Witless (not a typo); Sarah Palin; an anti-vaxxing 'Karen'; the RNC chair for the state of Massachusetts; a Women's Studies professor who won't stop ranting about the movie trope marriage being a transaction requirement for a separate event instead of being centered on the couple's needs (with a great scene where all three characters look guiltily into the camera)...

Meanwhile, Schwarzenegger goes WAY against type and has to figure out a way to introduce Granny to his secretly-married husband, Nathan Lane, without getting cut completely out of the will.

Turns out Belushi knew about the confidential wedding, and has made himself SUCH an outrageous disappointment, Granny recieves the relatively respectable Lane as a brave gift from God.
Arnold takes Jim aside and gives him a hug. We hear ribs crack. They're still kinda estranged....
 
Rey Heat
Dyslexics in the Army prove critical to the deployment of the new heat ray weaponry for anti-tank warfare.
 
Z

Moolander - After countless times jumping over it, this counts the epic tale of the first landing of a cow on the moon.
 
A

Goldfanger
The Bond franchise stretches into horror, as MI6 sends our hero to fight a vampire with prosthetic dental enhancements.
 
B

The Yank Joy - The NC-17 film that tried to artistically present... well.. it just didn't come off... no... that isn't the way to put it. The movie documentary on a topic that tried to present a topic in a hands off sort of... no, that's not good either. Just don't worry about it. It's best left untouched... damn it!
 
C

The CanDelorian

A trip to the future causes an elderly scientist to become scornful of the aluminum piece of shit that brought him there.
 
Valley of the Tolls: 3 young women find the price one has to pay and pay and pay again along the highway to success in show biz. Can any of them ever find an off-ramp and go home again?
Tee Women: Romantic and sporting intrigue in LPGA tour, featuring an all-woman cast--one particularly humorous sequence set at a Nevada tournament. Also features a fashion show of the latest in ladies' golfwear.
 
Mommie Fearest: A campy horrorfest of a biopic about a movie star's abusive behaviour towards her adopted children

Mommie Bearest: A campy biopic about Sarah Palin, starring Olivia Coleman, with Emma Stone as Gabby Giffords
 
E

Jews - A frighteningly boring film about some random Jewish people. It is like The Office, but for the Jewish... and nothing happens. It was almost like they said, "Hey, let's make a movie about something that shifts just one letter in the title of the film" and with no budget, no plan, no script, they made this. You can skip it!

F

Mace/Off - The title for Fight Club II, which details a secret women's fight club where they j...well... I'm not supposed to talk about it.

G

Done with the Wind - Right-wing documentary about a bunch of whiny ass right-wing zealots that are mentally enraged over wind turbines. The documentary tries to provide their point of view intelligently, but it ends up just being an-anti Democrat, Anti-Clinton, Anti-Ocasio Cortez circle jerk. I mean literally. Not for the kids!

H

Hatman - Suffering from the trauma of being present when he accidentally walked in on his parents having sex, Hatman crusades the streets to fight crime and evil. In the real world he is Don Micks, a guy that works for a Magazine publisher that publishes articles about head wear. Using his super power of looking out the window, he monitors people in need, and when an incident occurs, he puts on a hat and magically people can't recognize his true identity or why exactly he is at Don Micks' desk at the Magazine publisher's office. This really sucked! His nemesis, The Beret... I mean seriously? It is like someone thought real hard for 5... no 10 seconds to come up with that. You can give this film a pass.
 
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