Movie alphabet

[Keith&Co.]

Add or subtract a letter to/from a movie title to change the plot. Play in alphabetical order.

Such as: A. Red ---> Read
Bruce Willis must reassemble his team of retired assassins to save the world from a classified book club.

B: Happy Birthday ---> Happy Irthday
Helen Mirren tries to bring a futuristic society to reconnect with nature. Her only success is with a group of functional illiterates.

 

[bilby]

Contat

Jodie Foster starts a fraudulent business by selling a cheap knock-off interstellar probe to world governments.

 

[athee]

It -> I

Self produced biopic of how a young stable genius by the name of Donald Trump got rid of those loser kids who were fighting some made up clown/bogeyman in the sewers (A hoax) and became the most successful, powerful, healthy and respected man on earth.

I think it got 0.5/10 on IMDB.

 

[Elixir]

Alite in Wonderland

Heroine falls down a hole, arriving in a place that is totally on fire.

(Out of turn? Sorry)

 

[athee]

Alien -> Lien

partial credit to IMDB: In the distant future, the crew of the commercial spaceship Nostromo are on their way home when they pick up a distress call from a distant moon. The crew are under obligation to investigate, but they say @%#$ it as they have to get to a spaceport and dump the ore they are carrying, otherwise Weyland-Yutani will put a lien on their cruiser.

Alien -> Liens 2

partial credit to IMDB: 57 years after Ellen Ripley had a close encounter with a Weyland-Yutani repossession (the company from the first movie), she is called back. This time, she must help a group of highly trained colonial property lawyers and accountants to fight that same sinister company. But this time, the stakes are higher as the Weyland-Yutani groups has repossessed a space colony on the moon LV-426!!!!

Alien3 ->Lien3

ditto on credits: After her last encounter, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she has brought along an unwelcome visitor - a Weyland-Yutani repo man and his tractor beam equipped space tow-ship.

Alien 4 -> Lien 4: trailers coming soon!

 

[athee]

OOOPS, I just reread the OP and realized I screwed up the alphabetical order. Sorry bout that!!!

 

[ZiprHead]

Izzard Of Oz

Eddie Izzard is at his raunchiest best in his newest concert video. Eddie goes full on Dorothy in this soon to be R rated classic.

Don't miss it

On Hulu or Netflix

 

[Elixir]

Izzard Of Oz

Eddie Izzard is at his raunchiest best in his newest concert video. Eddie goes full on Dorothy in this soon to be R rated classic.

Don't miss it

On Hulu or Netflix

Gizzard of OZ


Innocent-seeming girl from Kansas turns out to be a slasher who eviscerates a kindly old man who was operating an animatronic robot.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Air. Hippies sing about how much fun breathing is.

 

[OLDMAN]

Jelloween A jelly of a Mike Myers is eaten by every kid in the neighbourhood...enter Mr Rogers.

 

[Elixir]

Filler

A short film shown between features

 

[athee]

L -> Heaving Las Vegas: Ben Sanderson, a Hollywood screenwriter who lost everything because of his alcoholism, arrives in Las Vegas to drink himself to death.

oddly, the plot didn't change with the name change.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Tasters of the Universe

Aliens travel from planet to planet sampling the inhabitants of each. Turns out the people of Venus are the most delicious.

 

[Politesse]

N.

Natural Born Millers

Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis, traumatized by being forced to eat substandard vegetables as children, go on a horrific public relations tour exposing thoroughly imagined ills of the grain industry, spurred on by a credulous media.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

One Pissed Call. A man gets drunk and makes a phone call that changes his life, and his town.

 

[ruby sparks]

(The) Pink Panthers

The story of those who dedicated their lives to advocating pink power and ending pinkism.

 

[Atheos]

Q - All White on the Western Front - After years engaged in trench warfare a group of Klansmen discover they are all mulatto.

 

[Politesse]

R.

Rambot

An amiable construction worker robot realizes that his pile driver function can be used to do more than just drive piles.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Psycho (1960) > Psych! Marion Crane's irritating boyfriend attacks her in the shower with a foam rubber knife.
The Birds (1963) > The Byrds Bodega Bay finds itself infested with irritating folk-rock minstrels.
Marnie (1964) > Arnie Wealthy financier and pussy hound Mark Rutland develops a strange erotic fixation for his irritating handyman when he finds the man stealing from him.
Torn Curtain (1966) > Corn Curtain Nuclear scientist, with his irritating wife in tow, slips into Iowa to find out, after years of bastardized science curricula, if anyone in the state understands quantum physics.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Same Lime, Next Year. Industry doco about continuity of supply in the building game.