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Brian63

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This was a recent meme spreading around the internet. Typically people would name their favorite food or movie or TV show.

The best response though was when someone mentioned "direct deposit." Really, that is the best thing in the history of the entire world.
 
Getting to keep all the money you've saved and all the stuff you've bought.
Leaving the free clinic with a clean bill of health.
Waiting a week and a half to launder the sheets.
No need for moaning practice.
No headboard bruises.
No elbow-crushed hair.
Nothing with some of my facial features screeching all day about some goddamned video game player it must have.
 
ZiprHead said:
Sex with yur mom.
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Your mom is with yur mom.


Better than sex? Um... your kid comes home after his first job performance review and says you were right all along.

Waking up to the doc saying the colonoscopy went so well you don't have to go thru that again for the maximum permissible time.

The wife apologizes out of the blue for being bitchy all week, says you were right all along, and you won the fight you never noticed you were having.
 
Imagining Donald Trump get impeached, indicted, tried, convicted, divorced from, losing all his money, and going to jail---all in the remainder of 2019. Although part of me still would still rather see him getting defeated in a clear blue landslide re-election (failed) attempt in 2020, just as a big FUCK YOU to him. And the rest of the GOP getting dragged down to defeat with him.
 
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
 
At my age sex isn't that big of a deal. Having a good strong stream for the first wizz of the day, now that's a rare and beautiful thing!
 
The day we discover life on another planet in our solar system.....then god takes a dive right off the charts.
 
OLDMAN said:
The day we discover life on another planet in our solar system.....then god takes a dive right off the charts.
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Meh. God of the gaps will never be defeated. Hovind and his ilk will just rationalize that our probes brought the bacteria with them. Junk science doesn't depend on evidence, it just depends on how convincingly the liars can furrow their brows and act like they have a fucking clue what they're talking about.
 
Brian63 said:
This was a recent meme spreading around the internet. Typically people would name their favorite food or movie or TV show.

The best response though was when someone mentioned "direct deposit." Really, that is the best thing in the history of the entire world.
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The nap after sex.
 
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