King George: How do you do, good lady. I am George, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King George: The Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King George: Well, I'm a Briton... And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king... I thought we were a semi-autonomous district under an elected Administrative Council.
Dennis: You're foolin' yourself. We're livin' in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
Woman: (interrupting) Oh there you go, bringing class into it again...
Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would...
King George: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King George: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
King George: What?
Dennis: We told you. We're a semi-autonomous district with an elected council that has power over the usual fuctions of government like finance, education, resource distribution...
King George: Yes.
Dennis: ...and we have communal property managed by appointed members of the extended families that own them...
King George: Yes I see.
Dennis: ...and we have communal property controlled by villages and managed by appointed village elders, but with input from the villagers ...
King George: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...usually by a simple majority but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...
King George: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
King George: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
King George: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
King George: The other European powers, their arms clad in the blood of the defeated Turks, held aloft a Mandate from the bosom of the continent, signifying by their earthly providence that I, King George, was to rule in Palestine. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange people lyin' in backrooms distributin' land they don't own and never lived in is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some trumped-up bureaucratic shenanigans!
King George: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some pasty-faced paper-pusher threw a document at you!
King George: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Why, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some Deputy Undersecretary in Cairo lobbed a papyrus at me, they'd put me away!
King George: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]
Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
King George: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!