I guessed at nothing. If you see an error in my reasoning, point it out.Your uneducated guesses backed by your uninformed opinion isn't "proof", even if it really really feels to you that it is.Both are false.No, they're not.
The first claim is certainly true.
The second is true in its context, but is slightly exaggerated for humorous effect by extending it to the entirety of the first claim, when it was in fact made only with regard to a specific instance of the first claim.
You have offered no evidence for the claim that no reasonable person could believe what is published by the Daily Mail. In fact, I am certain that the Daily Mail publishes thousands of facts every day that it is entirely reasonable to believe (and therefore a reasonable person should believe them).
The second is also false. You claimed that The Daily Mail said no reasonable person would believe what it publishes. But in fact the Daily Mail said no reasonable person would make one particular interpretation of a headline. This is also true. The proof, bilby, is this. I am sure you regard yourself as a reasonable person, and I am also sure that you did not think for a moment that the Daily Mail was making a claim that white people could not possibly enter or exist in certain towns. I am also certain you think no reasonable person could think that was a reasonable understanding of the headline in question.
Do you see yourself as unreasonable? Do you think that the Daily Mail calling a place a 'no go' zone for white people meant that white people could not enter or exist there? Do you think another reasonable person could have thought that?