Okay, credit due, it is a nice ass.

[Bronzeage]

I've never given much thought to the Kim or any of the other Kardashians, but if their is some kind of award given for lifetime achievement for exploiting one's natural assets, in the absence of any distinguishing talent, this woman has to be a front runner. Through out the years, she has managed to keep her ass in the public mind by judicious exposure. Right now, she is threatened with the shadow of her stepfather Bruce Jenner's gender transition( I can understand a man wanting to become a woman, why wait until you're 65?). But, as I said, credit due. This one is better than her previous silicone ass implant manufactured scandal.

 

[thebeave]

That's pretty big.

 

[rousseau]

Too big.

 

[Bronzeage]

I'm telling you guys, high standards really narrows the field.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I'm telling you guys, high standards really narrows the field.

I believe the word you are looking for are wide standards.

To each their own taste. For me, that booty is too much booty.

 

[Bronzeage]

I'm telling you guys, high standards really narrows the field.

I believe the word you are looking for are wide standards.

To each their own taste. For me, that booty is too much booty.

Yeah, I can see how it happens.

"Jimmy, I've gone through every man in the western hemisphere and now it's your turn. Love and X'x, KimmyK."

"Kimmy, sorry babe. Your butt's just too wide for me."

 

[rousseau]

I believe the word you are looking for are wide standards.

To each their own taste. For me, that booty is too much booty.

Yeah, I can see how it happens.

"Jimmy, I've gone through every man in the western hemisphere and now it's your turn. Love and X'x, KimmyK."

"Kimmy, sorry babe. Your butt's just too wide for me."

Well I'd let her off the hook for having a butt that big..

 

[Bronzeage]

Yeah, I can see how it happens.

"Jimmy, I've gone through every man in the western hemisphere and now it's your turn. Love and X'x, KimmyK."

"Kimmy, sorry babe. Your butt's just too wide for me."

Well I'd let her off the hook for having a butt that big..

That's a completely different fetish.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I need to conduct a thorough bottom-up review of my standards.

 

[TV and credit cards]

After completing a thorough bottom-up review of my standards, I happy to announce that Kim has made the cutoff.

 

[Jayjay]

Ok, so Kim Kardashian has a big butt. But I knew that already, I watch Jimmy Fallon monologues.

On the other hand, I had no idea that there was a publication called "Paper Magazine". Which seems to be waging a war against the internet. I think that's absolutely hilarious.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

That thing can probably be seen from space.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Ok, so Kim Kardashian has a big butt. But I knew that already, I watch Jimmy Fallon monologues.

Does that mean she's an ass?

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Kimmy, sorry babe. Your butt's just too wide for me."

I'd be more likely to reject the butt because it's connected to KimmyK.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I believe the word you are looking for are wide standards.

To each their own taste. For me, that booty is too much booty.

Yeah, I can see how it happens.

"Jimmy, I've gone through every man in the western hemisphere and now it's your turn. Love and X'x, KimmyK."

Eek! That isn't too far off then.

 

[Smoker]

"Kimmy, sorry babe. Your butt's just too wide for me."

I'd be more likely to reject the butt because it's connected to KimmyK.

Agree. Even though it is pretty much a perfect ass in my opinion, it's hard for me to get excited considering who it is attached to. There are plenty of pornstars just as well endowed that are a lot less obnoxious than she is.

 

[Bronzeage]

Spinal Tap, Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.

 

[Under the Rose]

From a leaked sex tape in 2007 to a net worth of $45 million in May of this year, she obviously knows how to maximize her assets.

 

[Bronzeage]

From a leaked sex tape in 2007 to a net worth of $45 million in May of this year, she obviously knows how to maximize her assets.

It's all a well executed plan.

 

[Tars Tarkus]

(About Spinal Tap's Big Bottom)

Great tune!
.... and I'm alright with her ass.