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OK's Double Execution

Give them their last meal and, as they're in the middle of enjoying it, drop a large rock on their head. That way they die happy.
 
Well, if 'die happy' is the goal, give them something that bursts their aorta when they achieve orgasm, then... "You have the right to remain celibate. If you do not remain celibate, including self-abuse, any orgasm you achieve will be used against you. You have a right to a final consensual partner. If you do not have or cannot afford a consensual partner, one will be provided to you by the state. Such as Miranda, here."
 
Interesting. If you're a prostitute and you fucked a guy so hard that he died of a heart attack, is that a positive or negative marketing point for your business?
 
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