Well, if 'die happy' is the goal, give them something that bursts their aorta when they achieve orgasm, then... "You have the right to remain celibate. If you do not remain celibate, including self-abuse, any orgasm you achieve will be used against you. You have a right to a final consensual partner. If you do not have or cannot afford a consensual partner, one will be provided to you by the state. Such as Miranda, here."