OMG Spoiler Alert Reviews!

[Jimmy Higgins]

So, I had an idea come up. Sat/Cable feeds usually have info about the program that is on, but they are short. Often, Plex and XMBC have longer descriptions that often tell way too much! But with Sat/Cable channels you are just finding out the most general description.

JAWS (197x) - Movie about a large hungry fish.

So I was wondering, can we come up with something that pretty much gives up everything in a sentence. For instance...

Star Wars V - The Empire Strikes Back - Father and Son continue to battle for control of the Galaxy.

Citizen Kane - A journalist investigates why a dying man's last words was the name of his sled.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - Hogwarts is rocked as Snape kills Dumbledore.

The Philadelphia Story - Couple restores their relationship that broke in the beginning.

 

[ZiprHead]

John Wick - Man's dog gets killed. Repercussions occur.

 

[Shadowy Man]

The Sixth Sense - Dead psychiatrist stuck in Limbo talks to only kid who can see him.

 

[ZiprHead]

The Mail Box - About a time traveling postal system.

 

[bigfield]

Terminator - Soldier travels back in time to save his son's mother from a killer robot.

Terminator 2 - Killer robot travels back in time to save boy from another killer robot.

Terminator 3 - Killer robot travels back in time to save boy from another killer robot.

 

[Keith&Co.]

There was a movie about the first moon landing made before the first moon landing.

Countdown science, no longer fiction.

 

[ZiprHead]

Beetlejuice - Rookie ghosts need help from an experienced mentor.

 

[Patooka]

Max Max: Fury Road - Truck goes one way until they see Megan Gale naked. Then it turns around and goes back.

 

[bilby]

Saving Private Ryan

After the D-Day landings, Private Ryan gets saved and sent home.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Jurassic Park Science is cool, greed is bad, corporations get people killed.

See also: Jurassic World, Jurassic Park III, Jaws 3D, Aliens, Robocop...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Sing Singing contest. They sing.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Sing Singing contest. They sing.

Sing - Wildly successful Open Call Extravaganza fails to save theater.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Karate Kid - bully moves into town and steals protagonist’s girlfriend and beats him in karate tournament with illegal kick to the face.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Crocodile Dundee
Journalist meets a man who is not, in fact, a crocodile.

 

[bilby]

Crocodile Dundee
Journalist meets a man who is not, in fact, a crocodile.

nor from Dundee.

 

[jab]

Morocco: singer goes to Morocco, sings, meets a soldier, follows him out of Morocco.

 

[jab]

The Man Who Knew Too Much: Doris Day foils an assassination by screaming, and then rescues her son from kidnappers by singing "Que Sera, Sera".
Rear Window: Perry Mason commits murder and is brought to justice by a man with a broken leg and a cool blonde.
Psycho: A psycho murders a robber on the lam, and subsequently gets caught.
Calamity Jane: After misunderstandings, jealousy, recriminations, renunciations, Wild West gunplay, and singing, Jane ends up on a honeymoon with her girlfriend--two beards tag along.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Infinity War - Heroic crusader manages to overcome resistance by masked vigilante terrorists and doubles the available resources for everyone in the universe.

 

[Gospel]

Alice in Wonderland: A bored teen in the suburbs takes LSD, goes on a trip and wakes in the place she never left.

 

[ideologyhunter]

The Bible: God wants you to cut your penis, then it's okay if you don't, but you may get tortured forever if you don't believe all this. Also, a 600-year-old man builds a boat big enough to hold more animals than any zoo on earth. And yes, that was 600.