Phil Robertson Rants About Hippies, STDs, and Jesus Jesus Jesus At CPAC 2015

[Potoooooooo]

This afternoon Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson was bestowed with the Andrew Breitbart First Amendment Award at CPAC in recognition of his righteous battle against the HGTV branch of the federal government. Pulling open his bible at the start of his acceptance speech, Robertson proceeded to launch into a strident call for a Christianity-based theocracy, at one point declaring that STDs are "the revenge of the hippies." (This from a guy who looks like he lives in a '66 VW bus.) The STDs rant is excerpted in the first clip below but I encourage you to watch the entire speech. The Democrats themselves could not have a cast a better spokesbagger for the Tea People than Imam Bin Robertson.

 

[AthenaAwakened]

A man whose choice of fashion statement is a cross between Charles Manson and "flower child gone to seed" is not allowed to say the word "hippie" unless he puts the words "I am a" in front of it.

 

[none]

This guy Robertson should at least translate this to Arabic

 

[Nice Squirrel]

A man whose choice of fashion statement is a cross between Charles Manson and "flower child gone to seed" is not allowed to say the word "hippie" unless he puts the words "I am a" in front of it.

It's a costume for his persona.

 

[Bullmoose Too]

Wanting to turn the USA into a Christian theocracy is in stark opposition to the first amendment.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Methinks Phil is fanning the flames of free enterprise.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Wanting to turn the USA into a Christian theocracy is in stark opposition to the first amendment.

Nonsense. You'll still be allowed to freely express whatever thoughts you want just so long as they've been pre-approved by the government bureaucracy.

 

[untermensche]

Methinks Phil is fanning the flames of free enterprise.

Any fool can do.

Blather on about Jesus and how "liberals" are destroying the country and you can possibly join the tea bag money train too.

And none of it has any connection to the real world.

Except the money.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Except the money.

Huh... I wonder if we could establish a second economy, just for the batshit crazy to laud the batshit crazy with...
To buy batshit votes.
To buy batshitzvah gifts. (Congratulations, son, today you are a loon).
To see who can build up the biggest pile of batshit markers.
We'll call it Gotham. The Bat, Shitcoin exchange...

 

[arkirk]

A man whose choice of fashion statement is a cross between Charles Manson and "flower child gone to seed" is not allowed to say the word "hippie" unless he puts the words "I am a" in front of it.

C'mon now, Athena; don't be so hard on the hippies. This guy is a cave man and he is a physical manifestation of good conservative polity...or is that potty? His brutish vituperation is right at home at CPAC. Now if they could only learn to dress like him.... It seems somewhere I saw some pictures of this guy and the rest of his gang before they started out on their television careers and at least one of them was a rather clean cut butch character. They actually added the dirt and the crudeness for the benefit of the TV audience. They are really into a lot more refined versions of hate and just play act this manson/hayseed stuff for the public.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[NobleSavage]

 

[ZiprHead]

Much rather listen to Robbie Robertson. (Mentioned because "The Last Waltz" is on TV.)

 

[Valjean]

The funny thing is that it's the hippies who are promoting Christian values -- peace, love, brotherhood, &c -- and the founding fathers who were promoting liberal, humanist values.
This guys values are both antichrist and anti-American.

 

[Keith&Co.]

They're in costume, so they probably couldn't bitch if someone ran a reality show where people cross-dressed like Phil, and staged hidden-camera speeches around the country. See how far they can push the POE envelope before someone in the crowd stands up and says 'Hey, wait a minute.....'

 

[RavenSky]

Duck dickface is at it again

“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”

Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...about-atheist-family-getting-raped-and-killed

 

[Rhea]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...about-atheist-family-getting-raped-and-killed

Wow, that's pretty sick and amoral. One of those people who actually WOULD be a murderer if he weren't feared of a god.

 

[Ford]

Well if you ever wanted to learn the life story of the "Duck Dynasty" clan, you won't have to wait long.


A stage adaptation debuts next month in Vegas.


It is called "Duck Commander: The Musical."


No, that's not a misprint. The Robertson family - notoriously not friendly to the gays - have chosen to have themselves immortalized through musical theater.


You really can't make this stuff up.


Why next thing you know, a Republican Senator will be signing up for Obamacare!

 

[Loren Pechtel]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...about-atheist-family-getting-raped-and-killed

Wow, that's pretty sick and amoral. One of those people who actually WOULD be a murderer if he weren't feared of a god.

Yup. Anyone who would write something like that is a sicko. Real people have an internal sense of morals, not merely a fear of divine punishment.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Real people have an internal sense of morals, not merely a fear of divine punishment.

Which is obvious, as people pick and choose which divine morals they want to adopt. They have to have a moral code installed before they can decide which parts of the Old Testament are and aren't worth following.

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“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”

Yes. Being an atheist does not mean i don't think right and wrong exist. I just don't believe that a divine sponsor is the only thing that tells us what right and wrong are.