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If you don't test for a lack of health then you can pretend everyone is healthy.
So it goes like this:

D: we should do something about the guns.
R: we shouldn’t do that because it’s not the guns it’s the mental health
D: ok, we should do something about mental health
R: no, we shouldn’t do that either.
 
Quacking away about autism:


No-bid contract to study the "link" between vaccines and autism.

And backed by garbage like this:


An unpublished piece of "research" because the authors feared for their jobs if they published it. Well, duh, put your name on garbage and what do you expect? Showing vaccines cause more health problems by not monitoring the no-vaccine group. Don't test, nothing happened.
 

Yup, it's Tylenol.
When I was pregnant with my children - OMG :eek:, you can ONLY take Tylenol, no ibuprofen, and NOOOO caffeine.

This is such a crock of BS. 💩 There is no evidence that this harms fetuses. Once again its all about the fetuses.
Evidence? Brainworms don’ need no steenkin’ evidence!
 
All these years it was vaccines. Now it's not.
Well they have to blame something or someone. 😈

Kenvue (the current owner of Tylenol, as spun off from Johnson and Johnson in 2023) says there is no link and the medical consensus says its safe.
 
HHS.gov
For immediate release

9/22/2025 NEW GUIDELINES AND RECOMMENDATIONS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN/Q & A

Many people are saying that Tylenol can cause autism. The liberal news media says there is no connection. Who is right?
Take a wild ass guess. Tylenol is a yhuge factor in autism. Yhuge. Literally couldn't be bigger.

My mother-in-law, who was recently institutionalized, told me that there are dependable folk remedies that can prevent fetal disorders. Is she right?
You should embrace that woman. Yes, there are traditional remedies that legacy Americans should return to. The HHS secretary refers you to:
> leeches
> frequent trepanning (every 2 to 3 weeks, ideally.) Dr. Oz will see that your Medicare Part B will cover most of the cost of a trepanation.
> tannis root necklace
There are more, but these 3 remedies will clear up most fetal neurodevelopmental issues.

My midwife, who was recently institutionalized, told me that there was some woman doctor somewhere who made a full-body poultice for pregnant women. Should I get the poultice?
You should get that poultice faster than a barefoot jackrabbit jumps off a hot greasy griddle. Yes, Dr. Miriam Chang-Kukiris is a respected physician at Canal Zone Triage Clinic. She specializes in woman problems and woman medicine. Her poultice contains burdock, mugwort, yarrow, sawgrass, Cialis, and civet cat urine. Plus a lot of other quality health additives and ELEVEN (11) secret herbs and spices. It is a full body poultice, as you described, and must be left on for fourteen and a half hours, one day a week. But it is worth its weight in crypto.

I do not live near the Canal Zone and am presently living in Saltillo, Mississippi, which has no hospital. Can I still buy the products you list above and is there a home version of the trepanning process that my boyfriend could do on me?

Yes, home trepanning can be learned and practiced by most anyone with a high school diploma or equivalent. Email hhs.gov for a booklet on same. Leeches and tannis root can be ordered directly from juniorsmeds/kennedy.com with any major credit card.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!!! God bless.


 
A way bigger factor is probably alcohol or cigarettes. I don't know how many cases though. But this administration is stupid so of course that's not even considered.
 
I didn't expect much from the GOP in Congress, but I expected them to not let RFK Jr. fuck up the US medical system. They are nothing but cucks.
 
All these years it was vaccines. Now it's not.
Well they have to blame something or someone. 😈

Kenvue (the current owner of Tylenol, as spun off from Johnson and Johnson in 2023) says there is no link and the medical consensus says its safe.
More importantly, so does almost all the literature!

This guidance puts pregnant women and the fetus at risk. All to prevent a risk to the fetus that is non-existent.
 
Well, the goal is pretty transparent: to generate more adult and childhood sickness for everyone exposed or reliant on the primary food distribution network of the country.

This has a number of primary and secondary effects that are attractive to the wealthy and powerful, from parasitising their budgets, to making them less financially secure.

While there are many situations in life that can come up, one of the most important is the critical balance of income and costs. If your costs are higher than your income, you are a slave to the income and those who "forgive" or "defer" those costs.

And it is THIS critical balance that "MAHA" is targeting. By forcing people to have kids and then inconveniencing people with that fact in spades, this dramatically shifts people into being "slaves of the economy", despite the fact that the economy is over-producing already.

This keeps powerful people powerful, because you and your quiver full of kids are too busy being sick (and paying for it) to claw your way ahead.
 
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