Rep Franks resigns after Surrogate...err...Gate.

[Jimmy Higgins]

You ever have your boss come up to you and ask whether you'd like to be the surrogate mother for his and his wife's child? Sure, what woman hasn't. Which makes one wonder why such an event is forcing this poor ole guy who's wife can not carry a pregnancy to term due to some awful Intelligent Design to resign from his seat. He even repeatedly offered a staffer $5 million for the role of surrogate. Repeatedly, as in he did it enough times so the staffer knew he was serious about such an offer and didn't want them to think he'd pull back from it.

It is currently unknown how the surrogate pregnancy would have been handled, except that nothing but the best interests of the staffer would have been in mind.

A former aide to Republican Rep. Trent Franks has told The Associated Press the congressman repeatedly pressed her to carry his child, at one point offering her $5 million to act as a surrogate.

The eight-term Arizona lawmaker abruptly resigned Friday, bowing to an ultimatum from Speaker Paul Ryan. Ryan told Franks that he would refer the allegations to the Ethics Committee, and urged him to step aside.

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[Sarpedon]

Given that this fellow is against the normal requirements of in-vitro fertilization, (i.e. he is opposed to any process that would destroy a viable embryo, because Jesus) the ladies suspected he meant to impregnate them the old fashioned way.

 

[TV and credit cards]

So, like a Ceremony then.

 

[Bronzeage]

It's called LTI, Low Tech Insemination.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Given that this fellow is against the normal requirements of in-vitro fertilization, (i.e. he is opposed to any process that would destroy a viable embryo, because Jesus) the ladies suspected he meant to impregnate them the old fashioned way.

He was going to have their fathers sell them to him while they were teenagers?

 

[ZiprHead]

It's called LTI, Low Tech Insemination.

Direct deposit.

 

[none]

maybe there is more to the sexual impropriety than just asking for these women to be a surrogate.
is this account given by Franks just a cover up?

 

[Rhea]

Ryan told him to step aside.
But Trump deliberately walking in on naked 14 year old girls is A-Okay.