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Republican Roy Moore sues Super PAC for correctly calling him a mall pervert

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https://www.wonkette.com/roy-moore-sues-super-pac-for-correctly-calling-him-a-mall-perv

Roy Moore, former Republican Senate candidate, girl-fondler, and not-technically-a-pedophile is suing a Super PAC for correctly calling him a mall pervert.

Obligatory tu quoque what-aboutism response: Democrats are exactly as bad because director James Gunn made pedophilia jokes many years ago, which proves that Roy Moore was never a girl-fondler nor a mall pervert.
 
That sure doesn't look like the behavior of an innocent man to me.
To me it looks like the behavior of someone finally realizing he's the butt of a joke. Guilty or innocent, there's no need to sit in the bullseye for the potshots.

I'd rather reexamine that bit about Alabama always being historically about freedom.
 
SC: Alabama has always been a place for equality
RM: It has.

The cognitive dissonance of people like Roy Moore is mind-boggling
 
In all fairness, calling Roy Moore a "mall pervert" is indeed insulting. As far as I understand, he molested the girls outside the mall, at his home even. He should be more accurately called a "home pervert", "home and mall pervert", "pervert anywhere" or just plain old pervert.
 
He was 40 years old at the time he was molesting girls. That isn't old, it's almost middle-aged. So he's a former almost middle-aged pervert.
 
That sure doesn't look like the behavior of an innocent man to me.
To me it looks like the behavior of someone finally realizing he's the butt of a joke. Guilty or innocent, there's no need to sit in the bullseye for the potshots.

I'd rather reexamine that bit about Alabama always being historically about freedom.

I don't get it. What was the joke? It obviously appeared that the machine was working...
 
Be better if it was the SO-5k.

Yup, the good ole Sex Offender 5000, or SO-5K as we like to call it, can detect the hormones that are excreted through the skin. Let me just take this out of the box.

*Thing just starts beeping like crazy. Guy smacks it on the side a couple times.*

Wow... what was that? It hasn't done that before. Maybe it got knocked around in the case. So anyway, we just get it near the skin...

*Holds it near Moore... a couple weird beeps, it pops open, falls apart with a flash, and a little smoldering smoke*
 
Why would he do this? The defense will present the women who were young girls when he tried to diddle them. This will bring more attention and publicity to his antics. He is stupid.
 
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