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Review of the movie "Noah"

I have to give them credit, though, for making a movie that has both theists and atheists alike rolling their eyes :D
 
Did the movie show things like slugs and beetles heading up the ramp? How about all the different sort of flies? I could imagine noah having a pained conversation with his family, while a pair of banana slugs inch their way up the ramp behind them, with faster animals passing them on the left or something.
 
The animals had begun their journey well before Noah talked to Methuselah and, as we are read, each of these guys lived to be almost 1000 years old and Noah was only 500 when the Creator called on him.

That explains why the dinosaurs didn't make it; they took the short cut through the hungry human regions. And frankly, Russell Crowe doesn't look a day over 450.
 
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