Meanwhile, the Democrats seem to be beside themselves with excitement, thinking this is going to be their golden goose; my phone is blowing up with texts like "STOP THE REPUBLICANS NOW, GIVE US MONEY!!!" "THE NEXT ELECTION WILL DECIDE WHETHER WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS, DONATE TODAY!" It's like if you had a house fire, and after parking themselves on the sidewalk silently watching your house burn down, the firefighters promptly started handing you brochures about supporting the local firepersons union if you don't want the next house to burn, too. Maybe tell me how you plan to do things differently next time, before asking me to fund the next five decades of inaction.