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[TSwizzle]

Oh I don’t think all these problems will be fixed with a new governor. Getting the insufferable prick and tyrant Newsom out of office is just a small step in the right direction to stop it getting any worse.

I don’t know who’s all on the ballot but I’d take a strategically shaved monkey as governor over the incompetent buffoon Newsom.

If that strategically shaved monkey had a (D) next to his name, he'd win.

This would still be preferable to Newsom.

A funny thing happened on the way to the ballot. Newsom cannot have the "D" next to his name because he (or his office more like) didn't declare his party when submitting his name for the ballot. When he realized the omission, he tried to have it put in but was rebuffed, he then went to court to try to force the issue and he was rebuffed again. The man is a weapons grade moron.

So maybe a strategically shaved monkey with a "D" will get the nod.