Scalia's death and lack of an autopsy bring out the conspiracy theorists

[Shadowy Man]

A pillow over his head is all the evidence they have?? This conspiracy theory is a sham.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

A pillow over his head is all the evidence they have?? This conspiracy theory is a sham.

They have the entire Alex Jones Infowars site. That should be good enough for the rest of us.

 

[bilby]

The lack of an autopsy doesn't actually make the slightest difference; If there was an autopsy, the conspiracy nuts would find a way to claim that the result was rigged, or that the Medical Examiner was in on the conspiracy, or that the findings were consistent not only with natural causes, but also with the use of a new CIA assassination technique, or something.

Basically there is no way to prevent these loons from spinning their yarns; If anything happens that doesn't conform with their delusions about how the world should be, they can find a way to 'prove' that it is a conspiracy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

but also with the use of a new CIA assassination technique, or something.

The Age Avancing Gun. Something to speed up the natural aging process. Completely undetectable in an autopsy because they're going to see that an old man died as an old man (undetectable unless you're viewing the report in your mom's basement).
And unlike the Heart Attack Gun, that would be handy for recreational uses, too.
"It's okay, your honor. She WAS 14 when i picked her up from the soccer game, but by the time your policemen kicked open the door, she was 27."

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

A pillow over his head is all the evidence they have?? This conspiracy theory is a sham.

But if I'm a conspiracy theorist the only better evidence would be no evidence of anything at all. Because when there's absolutely no evidence of anything there simply cannot be any better evidence that there's something really fishy, and that it's time to start looking deeper.

 

[Shadowy Man]

A pillow over his head is all the evidence they have?? This conspiracy theory is a sham.

But if I'm a conspiracy theorist the only better evidence would be no evidence of anything at all. Because when there's absolutely no evidence of anything there simply cannot be any better evidence that there's something really fishy, and that it's time to start looking deeper.

C'mon... "pillow"... "sham"....hello? Is this thing on?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Actually, Poindexter has clarified his statement to say that the pillow was on top of his head, between his head and the headboard.

I just don't understand conspiracy theorists. They believe they are "exposing" the full power of the United States government, military, intelligence operations and so on. These people have power. They're insanely clever. They topple foreign regimes, fake moon landings, they poison the world via chem trails, bring down sky scrapers and frame terrorists for it, use fluoride to control our minds, bring us fake Pluto images, control the media, the courts, every one and every thing. But when they fake teens shooting up schools, they re-use the same actresses. When they kill fat, bastard old men in frail health, they leave the pillow on his face.

Oh... and they'll murder Supreme Court Justices, but they won't silence people exposing the truth on the Internet.