Keith&Co.
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My sister in law is in a hospice. And not doing well. My wife has started looking into the options for...upcoming events.
The person shd talked to mentioned the option of semi-private graves.
Up to three people in one plot.
I don't know why, maybe it's reflexive staving off the idea of death, but this struck me as the funniest thing i ever heard of.
My first thought was of the salesman, telling people "There's still time to get in on the ground floor!" But it's a lie, of course. They're all the ground floor.
And we used to sleep in three-high stacks in berthing. I don't want to spend eternity banging on the ceiling because the guy above me snores.
And if the zombie uprising occurs? What if the bottom corpse rises, but the two above him don't?
In the Navy we used to get people out of the way by shouting "Make a hole!" But Dad's phrase was "One side or a leg off!" And depending on the state of decay...
Which left me with an image of two zombies reassembling each other becsuse the bottom guy was in a hurry...
Five miles of this. She brought it up at the post office, i could not stop laughing until we got to the book store. The whole time, her muttering, "Why do i talk to you?"
The person shd talked to mentioned the option of semi-private graves.
Up to three people in one plot.
I don't know why, maybe it's reflexive staving off the idea of death, but this struck me as the funniest thing i ever heard of.
My first thought was of the salesman, telling people "There's still time to get in on the ground floor!" But it's a lie, of course. They're all the ground floor.
And we used to sleep in three-high stacks in berthing. I don't want to spend eternity banging on the ceiling because the guy above me snores.
And if the zombie uprising occurs? What if the bottom corpse rises, but the two above him don't?
In the Navy we used to get people out of the way by shouting "Make a hole!" But Dad's phrase was "One side or a leg off!" And depending on the state of decay...
Which left me with an image of two zombies reassembling each other becsuse the bottom guy was in a hurry...
Five miles of this. She brought it up at the post office, i could not stop laughing until we got to the book store. The whole time, her muttering, "Why do i talk to you?"