Study Finds No Left-Handed Gene. Will Left-Handers Accept Science Or Still Go With Their Feelings?

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/05/health/uk-left-handed-genes-brain-structure-scn-scli-intl/index.html

They isolated four genetic regions associated with left-handedness;

What's the left-handists response to this news? The right-handists has repeatedly said, "there is no left handed gene" and the left always said, "There is! Just wait! They'll find it!"

Turns out it's a choice....a very EVIL one to be left-handed.

 

[repoman]

Sinister

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What a stupid fucking study Of course there's no left handed gene. Everybody knows that left handedness (or wronghandedness, as it should properly be called) is caused by witches, not science.

I really hope that no taxpayer dollars were used in funding that waste of a time "research".

 

[Toni]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

 

[starwater]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/05/health/uk-left-handed-genes-brain-structure-scn-scli-intl/index.html

They isolated four genetic regions associated with left-handedness;

What's the left-handists response to this news? The right-handists has repeatedly said, "there is no left handed gene" and the left always said, "There is! Just wait! They'll find it!"

Turns out it's a choice....a very EVIL one to be left-handed.

See the Catholic nuns were right (pun indented)! They slapped you with a ruler if they found the pencil in the left hand. It was the work of the devil!

 

[Toni]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/05/health/uk-left-handed-genes-brain-structure-scn-scli-intl/index.html

They isolated four genetic regions associated with left-handedness;

What's the left-handists response to this news? The right-handists has repeatedly said, "there is no left handed gene" and the left always said, "There is! Just wait! They'll find it!"

Turns out it's a choice....a very EVIL one to be left-handed.

See the Catholic nuns were right (pun indented)! They slapped you with a ruler if they found the pencil in the left hand. It was the work of the devil!

Teachers didn’t have to be nuns or even Catholic to punish those sinister left handed devil spawn.

 

[Jarhyn]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

Everybody knows that ambidextrous persons are just people who are right or left handed and haven't figured out which yet, obviously!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

Everybody knows that ambidextrous persons are just people who are right or left handed and haven't figured out which yet, obviously!

Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive cowards!

 

[Jarhyn]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

Everybody knows that ambidextrous persons are just people who are right or left handed and haven't figured out which yet, obviously!

Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive cowards!

And that stand better not be "left-handed"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive cowards!

And that stand better not be "left-handed"

I believe that went without saying.

 

[Jarhyn]

Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive cowards!

And that stand better not be "left-handed"

I believe that went without saying.

Oh shit, did I say the quiet part out loud again?

 

[Loren Pechtel]

What a stupid fucking study Of course there's no left handed gene. Everybody knows that left handedness (or wronghandedness, as it should properly be called) is caused by witches, not science.

I really hope that no taxpayer dollars were used in funding that waste of a time "research".

Actually, there's a simple proof the lack of a left-handed gene: Mirror twins. Identical DNA, one is right handed, one is left handed.

 

[Toni]

What a stupid fucking study Of course there's no left handed gene. Everybody knows that left handedness (or wronghandedness, as it should properly be called) is caused by witches, not science.

I really hope that no taxpayer dollars were used in funding that waste of a time "research".

Actually, there's a simple proof the lack of a left-handed gene: Mirror twins. Identical DNA, one is right handed, one is left handed.

Loren, you might want to check out the OP and the link contained within. FWIW, I believe the OP was posted as a tongue in cheek kind of post, although the link is genuine. Most of the responses were simple rifts on the whole tongue in cheek thing.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/05/health/uk-left-handed-genes-brain-structure-scn-scli-intl/index.html

They isolated four genetic regions associated with left-handedness;

What's the left-handists response to this news? The right-handists has repeatedly said, "there is no left handed gene" and the left always said, "There is! Just wait! They'll find it!"

Turns out it's a choice....a very EVIL one to be left-handed.

 

[Politesse]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

Leftist bullshit, you can't just INVENT a handedness, just because it obviously best describes your natural inclinations.

What next, people who think they should be allowed to use their feet to type on public keyboards? This is getting... out of hand!

 

[barbos]

It has long been known that there are slightly more left-handers amongst patients with schizophrenia than the general population. By contrast, there are slightly less left-handers with Parkinson's disease than the general population."

That's highly misleading. If you are left-handed you are 4 times more likely to develop schizophrenia than left-handed. That's not a slight increase at all.
Don't know about Parkinson, probably very strong factor as well.

 

[Toni]

What about the ambidextrous people? Why did the study just ignore this vital group of persons??!!?

Leftist bullshit, you can't just INVENT a handedness, just because it obviously best describes your natural inclinations.

What next, people who think they should be allowed to use their feet to type on public keyboards? This is getting... out of hand!

I hear tell that some of them dang cell phones—computers is what they is, rightly, well some of those dang cell phones and computers and other so called ‘devices’ let you just talk and it will type it up for you. No hands involved whatsoever, ‘lessen it be the devil’s hands! Even my car will do that! I just tell it to send a text to someone and it does! Even reads back the message to make sure it’s got it right.

Out of hand, indeed! Totally.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

It has long been known that there are slightly more left-handers amongst patients with schizophrenia than the general population. By contrast, there are slightly less left-handers with Parkinson's disease than the general population."

That's highly misleading. If you are left-handed you are 4 times more likely to develop schizophrenia than left-handed. That's not a slight increase at all.
Don't know about Parkinson, probably very strong factor as well.

You are trying to use science. God is punishing them.