Syed's Mega-Thread

[Sarpedon]

why does a computer need underwear? why does underwear need a computer?

Then I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

 

[cycomiko]

why does a computer need underwear? why does underwear need a computer?

Then I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

The computer can't be civilized without clothing.

Time to slip out of the wet clothes and into a dry martini.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

i rather see all human are dead then seeing naked human hanging on the tree with their cousin ape

Yeah, that's it, Syed. Spread the love. [/sarcasm]

Funny how so many theists go on (and on and on ...) about their "love" for their "god", while displaying such open hatred for humanity. It's not a new thing either; Tacitus cited it as one of the reasons Xians were (allegedly) persecuted after the Great Fire of Rome in 64CE. Fucking hypocrites.

 

[funinspace]

You don't seem very enthusiastic about ending world hunger and war. This makes you a very selfish person. You must be one of those all talk evangelists.

i rather see all human are dead then seeing naked human hanging on the tree with their cousin ape

Sad!

 

[Syed]

Gila Guerilla

1. "God" is an engineer and doesn't do magic.

god is an engineer not a magician

2. "God" has foreknowledge, but it is limited; "God" does not have the ability to foresee any of the following . . .

• When a person will be born;
• When a person will die;
• Any acts of supposed "freewill" that a person has not yet carried out.

god give life and take life

last one correct

3. "God" has foreknowledge of where all of the atoms in the universe will be at any time in the future.

i didnt say that

4. "God" knows that apples fall from trees, but cannot tell in advance when a particular apple will fall off a particular tree.
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that MY understanding

So my question to you now, Syed, is, 'Which of the above do you admit are erroneous, and should not be believed, (by you),
and which of the above do you continue to accept as true, and believe ?'

i can be WRONG every thing i said but right NOW that what i believe

i am a religious scientist i do change as NEW evidence come to me

i like term religious scientist for myself

 

[Keith&Co.]

i didnt say that

You sure? You'll say just about everything at one or another point to get your beliefs across.

Hehe, I remember this one time you said that your modesty was more important than world peace.

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i am a religious scientist i do change as NEW evidence come to me

But that would require learning, syed. You're immune to learning.

 

[Syed]

Godiva, Countess of Mercia, was an English noblewoman who, according to a legend dating at least to the 13th century, rode naked – covered only in her long hair – through the streets of Coventry to gain a remission of the oppressive taxation that her husband imposed on his tenants.

So Lady Godiva did it to oppose taxes against the poor, but you won't do it to end war and hunger.

would you go nude to stop america from bombing middle east ?

I'd go nude if it was legal.

i know you would go nude for no reason at all

 

[Syed]

Godiva, Countess of Mercia, was an English noblewoman who, according to a legend dating at least to the 13th century, rode naked – covered only in her long hair – through the streets of Coventry to gain a remission of the oppressive taxation that her husband imposed on his tenants.

So Lady Godiva did it to oppose taxes against the poor, but you won't do it to end war and hunger.

would you go nude to stop america from bombing middle east ?

BTW, Syed, if God wanted us to have clothes, why weren't we born with them? All other animals wear whatever God intended. Except the hermit crabs. What's wrong about wearing that which God intended, ie nothing?

because god want human to wash and change cloths every day

do you wear same cloths every day?

 

[Syed]

i rather see all human are dead then seeing naked human hanging on the tree with their cousin ape

Sad!

so you like to hanging on the tree with your cousin ape?

 

[RavenSky]

because god want human to wash and change cloths every day

That's funny. Your god wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day. Where is that one written?

 

[Syed]

because god want human to wash and change cloths every day

That's funny. Your god wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day. Where is that one written?

in the QURAN allah said that he love those who keep clean themselves

"Truly, Allah loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean." (Al Baqarah 2:222)

“Truly, God loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves.” (Quran 2:222)

“O you who believe! When you intend to offer the prayer, wash your faces and your hands (forearms) up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.” (Quran 5:6)

 

[Syed]

i rather see all human are dead then seeing naked human hanging on the tree with their cousin ape

Yeah, that's it, Syed. Spread the love. [/sarcasm]

Funny how so many theists go on (and on and on ...) about their "love" for their "god", while displaying such open hatred for humanity. It's not a new thing either; Tacitus cited it as one of the reasons Xians were (allegedly) persecuted after the Great Fire of Rome in 64CE. Fucking hypocrites.

i am happy that god made me human not tree monkey

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

That's funny. Your god wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day. Where is that one written?

in the QURAN allah said that he love those who keep clean themselves

"Truly, Allah loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean." (Al Baqarah 2:222)

“Truly, God loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves.” (Quran 2:222)

“O you who believe! When you intend to offer the prayer, wash your faces and your hands (forearms) up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.” (Quran 5:6)

The last part ( "If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.”) reveals that this has sod-all to do with hygiene. It's all about ritual cleanliness, not physical cleanliness.

But still, as RavenSky pointed out, it's dumb to say that "god" wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day.It's easier to wear nothing and keep one's body clean than to wear clothes and keep both them and one's body clean. Not to mention the fact that clothes inhibit cleanliness by providing extra habitat for parasites.

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Yeah, that's it, Syed. Spread the love. [/sarcasm]

Funny how so many theists go on (and on and on ...) about their "love" for their "god", while displaying such open hatred for humanity. It's not a new thing either; Tacitus cited it as one of the reasons Xians were (allegedly) persecuted after the Great Fire of Rome in 64CE. Fucking hypocrites.

i am happy that god made me human not tree monkey

Yes, "he" made you a ground monkey instead. Still doesn't explain why you hate humanity so much you'd rather see it wiped out than naked.

 

[RavenSky]

That's funny. Your god wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day. Where is that one written?

in the QURAN allah said that he love those who keep clean themselves

"Truly, Allah loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean." (Al Baqarah 2:222)

“Truly, God loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves.” (Quran 2:222)

“O you who believe! When you intend to offer the prayer, wash your faces and your hands (forearms) up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.” (Quran 5:6)

None of which indicates that your god requires clothing

 

[Juma]

That's funny. Your god wants us to wear clothes so we can wash them every day. Where is that one written?

in the QURAN allah said that he love those who keep clean themselves

"Truly, Allah loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean." (Al Baqarah 2:222)

“Truly, God loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves.” (Quran 2:222)

“O you who believe! When you intend to offer the prayer, wash your faces and your hands (forearms) up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.” (Quran 5:6)

But why do you trust the quran?

 

[funinspace]

Sad!

so you like to hanging on the tree with your cousin ape?

I didn't say that. That is your very weird projection. Being unclothed has no correlation to hanging around in trees. But people being naked doesn't concern me. I've passed by many a nude persons while hiking, and they didn't attack me... I have even drove by a house in a regular neighborhood and saw a guy doing yard work totally in the buff, but for some feet coverings. Now that was a little weird, but certainly no less weird than your phobic fears of the human body...

 

[DrZoidberg]

Godiva, Countess of Mercia, was an English noblewoman who, according to a legend dating at least to the 13th century, rode naked – covered only in her long hair – through the streets of Coventry to gain a remission of the oppressive taxation that her husband imposed on his tenants.

So Lady Godiva did it to oppose taxes against the poor, but you won't do it to end war and hunger.

would you go nude to stop america from bombing middle east ?

I'd go nude if it was legal.

i know you would go nude for no reason at all

I don't like clothes. That's a reason.

 

[Sarpedon]

I just love it how being 'civilized' is reduced to 'wearing clothes.'

 

[Keith&Co.]

I just love it how being 'civilized' is reduced to 'wearing clothes.'

And making computers.

I wonder if Syed can make a computer?

 

[Syed]

in the QURAN allah said that he love those who keep clean themselves

"Truly, Allah loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean." (Al Baqarah 2:222)

“Truly, God loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves.” (Quran 2:222)

“O you who believe! When you intend to offer the prayer, wash your faces and your hands (forearms) up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. If you are in a state of Janaba (i.e. had a sexual discharge) purify yourself.” (Quran 5:6)

None of which indicates that your god requires clothing

Chapter (7) sūrat l-aʿrāf (The Heights)

Sahih International: O children of Adam, We have bestowed upon you clothing to conceal your private parts and as adornment. But the clothing of righteousness - that is best. That is from the signs of Allah that perhaps they will remember.

Pickthall: O Children of Adam! We have revealed unto you raiment to conceal your shame, and splendid vesture, but the raiment of restraint from evil, that is best. This is of the revelations of Allah, that they may remember.

Yusuf Ali: O ye Children of Adam! We have bestowed raiment upon you to cover your shame, as well as to be an adornment to you. But the raiment of righteousness,- that is the best. Such are among the Signs of Allah, that they may receive admonition!

Shakir: O children of Adam! We have indeed sent down to you clothing to cover your shame, and (clothing) for beauty and clothing that guards (against evil), that is the best. This is of the communications of Allah that they may be mindful.

Muhammad Sarwar: Children of Adam, We have given you clothing to cover your private parts and for beauty, but the robe of piety is the best. Thus is the guidance of God so that you may take heed.

Mohsin Khan: O Children of Adam! We have bestowed raiment upon you to cover yourselves (screen your private parts, etc.) and as an adornment, and the raiment of righteousness, that is better. Such are among the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) of Allah, that they may remember (i.e. leave falsehood and follow truth).