The beautiful women thread [NSFW]

[angelo]

Holy Moses! No wonder prince Charming fell arse over tit for her!

 

[angelo]

 

[TV and credit cards]

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She doesn’t need toes.

 

[angelo]

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She doesn’t need toes.

Would she even see her toes!

 

[Shake]

First post of 2018!

 

[angelo]

I find this image very alluring, and I would find myself hard pressed to keep my hands off her!

 

[ZiprHead]

#youtoo?

 

[repoman]

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⣠⢦⢚⢝⢕⢕⢕⡪⡪⢕⢝⢜⢜⢜⢜⢜⢕⢖⢤⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⢔⡺⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⣩⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢄⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡤⣚⢕⢕⢪⢪⣪⢾⢫⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⡶⡻⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡱⡹⣢⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⣚⢕⢪⢲⢱⢱⣵⣿⡫⣾⣝⣞⢜⢜⣼⠟⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡝⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⡪⡪⡒⡝⡜⣜⡼⡟⣿⣿⡧⣻⣿⣿⢼⣞⢇⢏⠌⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⢕⡄
⠄⠄⠄⢠⢪⢚⣼⡜⡜⣜⣼⢟⠭⡪⣻⣿⣿⣜⣿⣿⣯⣶⡇⡇⡎⡎⡔⡕⡕⡪⡪⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡡⡳⡄
⠄⠄⢐⢕⣵⢟⢕⢜⣼⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⡿⡟⣫⣿⠿⣽⢫⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⢪⠪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡚⣆
⠄⠄⠔⡻⡱⡱⣱⡿⡹⡸⡼⣚⣼⠟⡑⡜⢴⡿⢋⣿⣧⣣⡷⡱⡱⡑⣕⢵⡗⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡆
⠄⠄⠔⢕⢕⣽⢟⢜⢜⣼⣿⣯⢑⠘⠔⠡⠉⠌⣼⢧⣿⣿⣕⢕⢕⣽⣳⣯⢪⢪⢪⠪⡪⢪⢊⢎⡪⡪⡪⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡸⡱⡄
⠄⠄⠄⣷⣿⡯⡱⡱⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣀⠆⢰⣷⣻⠯⡪⢷⣣⣿⣳⡿⢜⢜⢜⢜⢌⢎⠎⢎⢆⢇⢇⣇⢇⢇⠇⡇⡇⡇⡇⡇⡇
⠄⠄⢐⣿⠧⡣⡣⡣⣿⠛⣋⣱⣭⣽⣟⣿⣷⡿⣱⡏⡕⡕⣝⣿⠟⡾⡝⡜⡜⣼⢜⢜⢜⠤⡱⡱⡱⡱⡗⡕⡕⡍⡎⡎⡎⡎⡎⡮
⠄⠄⠔⢏⢕⢕⢕⢵⣇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣙⣿⣿⡽⣿⡟⡜⣜⣾⡿⠻⣺⣫⢎⢎⢮⢗⢵⡯⡪⡪⡪⡪⣗⡭⣟⢜⢜⢜⢜⠜⡜⡜⡜⡜⡄
⠄⠄⠔⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣉⢄⡿⣹⣮⢼⣾⠟⠄⢼⣻⣾⢱⢱⡯⣣⣿⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⢾⢸⣗⢕⠕⡕⡕⡍⡎⡎⡎⡎⡆
⠄⠄⠄⡵⡱⣱⢱⡟⢿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠫⠾⠋⠋⢉⠄⢡⣿⣿⢣⢣⣿⢣⡟⣿⡰⡱⡱⡱⣕⢿⣽⡲⡱⡩⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡢
⠄⠄⠄⢕⢵⣿⣹⡃⠌⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⠌⠄⠄⠔⠄⠄⣾⣻⡯⡱⣽⣟⡾⠅⣿⢪⡧⡣⡣⣗⢽⣟⢜⢜⠜⡨⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡂
⠄⠄⠄⣵⣿⢗⡟⠄⠤⠄⡄⠄⠅⢄⠄⢄⠄⠔⠄⡄⠅⠔⢣⡟⡬⣺⣿⣿⠅⠌⢿⢼⣓⢕⢕⡷⣹⡗⡕⡕⡕⡕⢱⢑⢎⢎⢎⢎⠆
⠄⠄⠄⣯⡟⣽⠃⠔⠄⢄⠄⠌⠄⠄⠄⡄⠤⠄⡄⠤⠄⠄⢾⢕⢽⣿⣿⠇⠄⠌⢺⣽⢎⢎⠮⣯⢺⣇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⠇
⠄⠄⠄⢝⣼⠏⠄⠤⠄⢄⠄⠌⠄⠌⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⡄⠅⠌⢿⣿⢻⠗⠄⠬⣀⠨⣿⢕⢕⢝⣷⣹⡞⡸⡸⣘⢜⢼⢎⢆⢕⢕⢕⠅
⠄⠄⠄⠉⠅⡄⠔⠄⢄⠄⠤⠄⠅⠄⡄⠅⠤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠌⠄⢄⠅⡄⠆⠤⠄⠉⢧⣟⡪⡪⣺⣿⣾⣣⢣⢣⢪⢪⣟⢕⢕⢁⢪⢪⠆
⠄⠄⠄⠌⠄⡄⠔⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠔⠄⠄⠤⠄⠄⠆⣠⣨⣼⣍⡷⣦⡁⣇⠤⠄⠄⠌⢻⣮⡪⣾⣿⣿⢆⢇⢇⢇⡿⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪⡪
⠄⠄⠄⠔⠄⠱⠄⠄⠄⢄⠄⢄⠄⠤⠄⠆⠤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣷⡜⠆⠄⠄⢄⠄⣇⣻⣿⣿⣿⢕⢕⢕⣽⡫⡪⣪⡎⣾⢱⡳
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠔⠄⠘⠔⠄⡄⠄⠄⢄⠄⢄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣟⣿⣷⠄⠔⠄⡄⠄⢺⣿⢏⢕⢵⡳⡱⣽⢕⡪⡪⣿⢪⡧⢃⠎
⠄⠄⠄⠌⢄⠌⠄⠆⠄⠄⠌⠄⠄⢄⠄⠄⢻⡯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⢗⣿⡿⠄⠆⠄⡄⢰⡿⡳⡱⣱⣯⢪⣾⢓⢕⢪⣺⡯⣺⡏⠄⠅
⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠄⠔⠄⠌⠄⠄⠌⠄⠄⠄⢄⠄⠙⠿⢿⣿⠿⠟⣩⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠆⢠⣟⢕⢕⢵⡿⣰⣿⢕⢕⢕⢵⣿⢏⡿
⠄⠄⠄⣿⣶⣈⠄⠌⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠅⠔⠄⠤⠄⠄⠄⠔⠾⣿⣿⣿⠏⢄⠌⠤⠄⠹⡗⡕⣵⣿⣳⣿⢯⢪⢪⢪⣾⣿⡝⠅
⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣷⣄⣁⠄⠔⠄⠔⠄⠆⠄⠆⠤⠄⠔⢄⢄⣀⣉⣝⢥⣤⣦⣦⣶⣾⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⢱⢱⣹⡟⠱
⠄⠄⠄⣄⠄⣻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣤⣥⣤⣥⣴⣶⣷⢿⣟⣫⣮⢶⢮⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢕⢕⣵⣱⠟⠄⠅
⠄⢄⠔⠅⣠⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣧⣮⣪⣔⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣓⢕⣽⣯⠏
⠄⡔⠆⡴⠋⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⣾⣿⠃
⠄⠰⡛⠄⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣣⡻⢿⢽⠇
⠄⡊⣠⠞⣁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⢺⣯⢕⠽⡃
⠤⡚⣥⠞⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⡧⢻⣯⡪⡂
⠄⡛⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢜⢜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢎⢽⣮⢒
⠄⠄⠡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢓⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⡱⡱⣻⡵⡡
⠄⠄⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡣⡣⡣⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⡪⡪⣻⡻⡸⡂
⠄⠄⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡣⡣⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣟⢎⢎⣿⠄⡳⡱
⠄⠄⠄⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⢙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⡎⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡃⣸⣿⣿⣿⢸⢼⡟⠄⣜⡪
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⡗⣵⣿⢁⡠⣓⠎
⠄⠄⠄⠤⣸⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣻⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢊⢾⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⠏⠃⠅
⠄⠄⢄⡼⢋⠉⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢱⣱⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⠆
⠄⠄⣐⠜⢠⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⡿⢿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡿⡝⣼⣾⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢯⣿⣧⡄
⠄⠄⠔⡕⠱⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠌⢿⣿⡃⠌⢪⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⠓⠄⠄⠄⠅⠅
⠄⢸⠛⠄⡜⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠌⠉⠃⠄⣽⣿⠿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠾⠛⠅
⢰⠑⣠⠟⠤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⣤⣿⠛⠄⠌⠿⡿⡾⠖
⠄⡾⢁⡤⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠅
⠄⣴⠛⢐⠌
⠄⢠⠔
⠄⠅

 

[Val]

Y'all a bunch of nancy boys. This here's the most beautiful woman to have ever graced this shithole planet.

 

[Shake]

Oh man, that old ASCII art image is taking me back to the 80s!

 

[Jason the Rationalist]

All this appreciation won't get the lawn mown. And neither will she I suspect.

 

[bilby]

Oh man, that old ASCII art image is taking me back to the 80s!

Evidently we didn't have smartphones in the '80s.



Sexy.

 

[jonatha]

Y'all a bunch of nancy boys. This here's the most beautiful woman to have ever graced this shithole planet.

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Yeah, yeah....

 

[angelo]

Y'all a bunch of nancy boys. This here's the most beautiful woman to have ever graced this shithole planet.

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Yea okay, but has she got nice sexy tits? What about her thighs? [ sigh ]

 

[angelo]

- - - Updated - - -

 

[Jason the Rationalist]

Elif Şafak / Elif Shafak. Turkish author, columnist and speaker. Exquisite and highly intelligent. Not necessarily in that order. I heard her on the radio, saw her image. Those eyes! That mind!

 

[angelo]

Elif Şafak / Elif Shafak. Turkish author, columnist and speaker. Exquisite and highly intelligent. Not necessarily in that order. I heard her on the radio, saw her image. Those eyes! That mind!

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Those tits, those thighs. ??????

 

[Jason the Rationalist]

Elif Şafak / Elif Shafak. Turkish author, columnist and speaker. Exquisite and highly intelligent. Not necessarily in that order. I heard her on the radio, saw her image. Those eyes! That mind!

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Those tits, those thighs. ������

Well, potentially. I guess that whatever tits and thighs she has are hers. The original of that photo has her holding one of her books and it was too much of a publicity shot. It was her eyes that first drew me: the picture I was given is unrecognisable but you can't have everything.

 

[angelo]

Elif Şafak / Elif Shafak. Turkish author, columnist and speaker. Exquisite and highly intelligent. Not necessarily in that order. I heard her on the radio, saw her image. Those eyes! That mind!

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Those tits, those thighs. ������

Well, potentially. I guess that whatever tits and thighs she has are hers. The original of that photo has her holding one of her books and it was too much of a publicity shot. It was her eyes that first drew me: the picture I was given is unrecognisable but you can't have everything.

Yea okay, but can she make a sandwich?

 

[Jason the Rationalist]

Well, potentially. I guess that whatever tits and thighs she has are hers. The original of that photo has her holding one of her books and it was too much of a publicity shot. It was her eyes that first drew me: the picture I was given is unrecognisable but you can't have everything.

Yea okay, but can she make a sandwich?

There is a certain beauty in watching a woman doing this, whether it be lovingly arranging gherkins or vigorously slamming a bratwurst down on a counter top.