The case for invading the USA to effect regime change

[whollygoats]

Look, the Americans keep fighting among themselves. This invasion will be even easier than we thought.

Maybe, but don't forget that we do have a lot of far right militias here and they are armed to the teeth.

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

I don't think we have a squad of A-10s. I'm pretty sure that I read once that some military base out in Saskatchewan has a tank sitting around, so we could try to either gas that up and drive it down or hook it up to a tow truck or something to bring it with us.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

What the Americans don't see is our platoon of 6 million suicide attack beavers. Fear the teeth!!

 

[whollygoats]

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

I don't think we have a squad of A-10s. I'm pretty sure that I read once that some military base out in Saskatchewan has a tank sitting around, so we could try to either gas that up and drive it down or hook it up to a tow truck or something to bring it with us.

Yeah, whatever. You have CF-188s. I'd still like to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off with a squad of A-10s. During the whole stinkin' bird refuge standoff, I kept hoping that they'd clear the station of the infestation with a run of the A-10 squad out of Mountain Home, just a few hundred miles away. Evidently, armed insurrection against the government is a-okay if you're white and dumb as bag of hammers. Just send Dump a box of dicks and be done with it. Beaver dicks will do.

 

[ZiprHead]

Look, the Americans keep fighting among themselves. This invasion will be even easier than we thought.

Maybe, but don't forget that we do have a lot of far right militias here and they are armed to the teeth.

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

Not to mention their big fat asses make for easy targets.

 

[Worldtraveller]

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

"Face off?" They wouldn't even see or hear it coming. (And it's not due to stealth technology!)

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Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

I don't think we have a squad of A-10s. I'm pretty sure that I read once that some military base out in Saskatchewan has a tank sitting around, so we could try to either gas that up and drive it down or hook it up to a tow truck or something to bring it with us.

We've got a few hundred you could borrow.

 

[untermensche]

The US has been a destructive menace since WWII.

The damage it did in Vietnam and Cambodia was unimaginable.

For nothing.

The damage it has done in Chile and Haiti and Guatemala was criminal.

The damage it has recently caused with it's terrorist attack of the Iraqi people that directly led to the empowerment of ISIS is unimaginable. We are still dealing with the blowback and consequences of that insane crime.

For nothing but to make a few assholes very rich.

Americans seem to have a blindness to the incredible damage the US has done over the past decades and still is doing.

I suppose that is true of every nation.

The people in it are the last to recognize the crimes being carried out in their name.

Unter, you didn't say if you support your new Canadian overlords or not eh.

What's the difference?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't think we have a squad of A-10s. I'm pretty sure that I read once that some military base out in Saskatchewan has a tank sitting around, so we could try to either gas that up and drive it down or hook it up to a tow truck or something to bring it with us.

We've got a few hundred you could borrow.

Thanks for the offer, but I don't really think that a few hundred tow trucks would be all that helpful to the invasion effort. Unless they're some of those tow trucks that transform into giant robots with laser cannons and shit. Those would be incredibly useful.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Look, the Americans keep fighting among themselves. This invasion will be even easier than we thought.

Your Air Force can't fly. What's this talk of invasion?

 

[WAB]

Yes, they're armed, but have you seen them? They will suffer 50% casualties in 'friendly fire' incidents the first time someone says 'boo' within 100 yards of them. The rest will surrender when they realize they won't be home in time to watch Hannity fellate the orange cheetoh and have their shitty TV dinners.

I would think it would be interesting to see a gaggle of those yahoos face off a squad of A-10s.

I don't think we have a squad of A-10s. I'm pretty sure that I read once that some military base out in Saskatchewan has a tank sitting around, so we could try to either gas that up and drive it down or hook it up to a tow truck or something to bring it with us.

And don't forget to play the Rush on eleven.

 

[whollygoats]

Look, the Americans keep fighting among themselves. This invasion will be even easier than we thought.

Your Air Force can't fly. What's this talk of invasion?

Invasion....What? Are you blind? Have you not seen the vanguard?

They've been here amongst us for years. Fourteen states are under siege and cunning propoganda has been permeating the border for years.

Now, come October, they'll invite us in for brownies and tea.

I, for one, welcome the intrusion of Timbits! And I'll take one of those toques....tokes? Eh?

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Look, the Americans keep fighting among themselves. This invasion will be even easier than we thought.

Your Air Force can't fly. What's this talk of invasion?

Invasion....What? Are you blind? Have you not seen the vanguard?

They've been here amongst us for years. Fourteen states are under siege and cunning propoganda has been permeating the border for years.

Now, come October, they'll invite us in for brownies and tea.

I, for one, welcome the intrusion of Timbits! And I'll take one of those toques....tokes? Eh?

Note what his location field says.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

Note what his location field says.

Your pun was so clever that nobody noticed it. Still, made me smile.