THE Evolution Thread

[steve_bank]

Think abo0uit it DLH

People like Joel Oseten and the late Billy Graham. Well respected in the Christian community with large followings. People who follow what thy say. All making money preaching what you know to be a corrupted paganized version of the true Jewish scripture.

It must be frustrating for you.

It seems like it is these pagan Christians who you should be arguing with, not atheists.

The problem for you is unlike forums like this where you have free speech, Christian sites will probably ban you for speaking against them.

 

[DLH]

Think abo0uit it DLH

People like Joel Oseten and the late Billy Graham.

Dispicable.

Well respected in the Christian community with large followings.

Christians are idiots like engineers are idiots. I don't respect idiots.

People who follow what thy say.

Exactly.

All making money preaching what you know to be a corrupted paganized version of the true Jewish scripture.

Freely you receive so freely you give. Put a price on it and I guess you get what you pay for. Most people respect that. Most people are idiots.

It must be frustrating for you.

No.

It seems like it is these pagan Christians who you should be arguing with, not atheists.

Kind of stupid, isn't it steve_bank? That it bothers you so much that I disagree with you or you need a forum for the subject. Or that you are the one spending so much time pointing out that we are in the same boat without realizing we are in the same boat? Somewhere, I'm sure you remember, I pointed out that I have to constantly determine whether my critic is a hypocrite, stupid or both. Not so much with you. It was apparent immediately.

The problem for you is unlike forums like this where you have free speech, Christian sites will probably ban you for speaking against them.

Christians don't want freedom of speech on their subject because they don't want the division it expresses. Not creates. Infidels are slightly more different in that respect because they want the division it creates. Not expresses.

 

[DLH]

Moronic videos created by con artists and imbeciles — nice content provision, DLH. It suits you perfectly.

It's funny to me how everything you seem to say is dripping with hypocrisy, Dave. It suits you perfectly.

 

[steve_bank]

DLH's narrative, 'a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury, signifying nothing'.


There is more to be gained from a few lines in Shakespeare than the entire bible.

 

[Ford]

DLH's narrative, 'a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury, signifying nothing'.


There is more to be gained from a few lines in Shakespeare than the entire bible.

I think it's much more simple than that. This entire thread has Monty Python's "Argument Sketch" vibes.

It's not an argument. Just contradiction. But the sketch was actually funny. This isn't.

 

[bilby]

I think it's much more simple than that. This entire thread has Monty Python's "Argument Sketch" vibes.

No it doesn't.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Like I said above, I'm not interested in what others say.

Again, this makes a burlesque of your entire output here, all the clamoring for responses and "evidence". None of it was authentic. Have a nice life.

 

[pood]

Show me macroevolution.

Asked and answered. We gave you a ton of evidence for macroevolution — really, just evolution. There is no difference between microevolution and macro except for the time involved.

Now show us Jehovah. Don’t quote from your non-standard interpretation of the bible or post dumb videos or pictures about evolution or anything else. Show us Jehovah. Show us Adam. Show us the garden. Show us how “kinds” can’t evolve against alll evidence that they do. Did you observe Jehovah creating the world? Making Adam? Have you ever observed heaven? Do you have any actual evidence for any of this? No, you do not. And you know it.

Unlike us, who have given you a mountain of evidence, enough to choke an elephant.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Why is he still responding in this thread if he made two other threads to simplify his "point?"

 

[ideologyhunter]

I think it's like crossover roles in Hollywood. Like Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter. (Terrible movie.)

 

[DLH]

Asked and answered.

[laughs] No.

We gave you a ton of evidence for macroevolution — really, just evolution. There is no difference between microevolution and macro except for the time involved.

I had already done that myself while you and your sock fucked around like you always do.

Now show us Jehovah. Don’t quote from your non-standard interpretation of the bible or post dumb videos or pictures about evolution or anything else. Show us Jehovah. Show us Adam. Show us the garden. Show us how “kinds” can’t evolve against alll evidence that they do. Did you observe Jehovah creating the world? Making Adam? Have you ever observed heaven? Do you have any actual evidence for any of this? No, you do not. And you know it.

I pointed out several times in the THE Evolution threads, the difference between faith and blind, arrogant stupidity. Go back and read it, or better yet have Mr. Magoo read it for you, the two of you might manage.

Why did you blank quote me here, can't manage the BB Code?

 

[pood]

Asked and answered.

[laughs] No.

We gave you a ton of evidence for macroevolution — really, just evolution. There is no difference between microevolution and macro except for the time involved.

I had already done that myself while you and your sock fucked around like you always do.

Now show us Jehovah. Don’t quote from your non-standard interpretation of the bible or post dumb videos or pictures about evolution or anything else. Show us Jehovah. Show us Adam. Show us the garden. Show us how “kinds” can’t evolve against alll evidence that they do. Did you observe Jehovah creating the world? Making Adam? Have you ever observed heaven? Do you have any actual evidence for any of this? No, you do not. And you know it.

I pointed out several times in the THE Evolution threads, the difference between faith and blind, arrogant stupidity. Go back and read it, or better yet have Mr. Magoo read it for you, the two of you might manage.

Why did you blank quote me here, can't manage the BB Code?

Look like you’re the one who fucked up the reply, little man. In the above screed, what point, if any, are you trying to articulate via babbling?

 

[pood]

Show me macroevolution.

Asked and answered. We gave you a ton of evidence for macroevolution — really, just evolution. There is no difference between microevolution and macro except for the time involved.

Now show us Jehovah. Don’t quote from your non-standard interpretation of the bible or post dumb videos or pictures about evolution or anything else. Show us Jehovah. Show us Adam. Show us the garden. Show us how “kinds” can’t evolve against alll evidence that they do. Did you observe Jehovah creating the world? Making Adam? Have you ever observed heaven? Do you have any actual evidence for any of this? No, you do not. And you know it.

Unlike us, who have given you a mountain of evidence, enough to choke an elephant.

*bump* for DLH. Or do you need to wait for Mr. Magoo to write your response for you?

 

[pood]

Jehovah (top) and Mr. Magoo will reportedly be assisting DLH ini proving the existence of Jehovah.


Internet Evolution Denier Enlists Mr. Magoo, Trump Economic Advisers, the Archangel Michael, and Jehovah for Evidence of the Literal Existence of Jehovah

IIDB (Internet News Service) — Challenged to provide evidence for his claims that Jehovah literally exists and made Adam as the first man, as well as evidence for his claim that biblical “kinds” cannot undergo phenotypic change, internet irritant DLH has reportedly enlisted Mr. Magoo, Trump tariff advocates, the Archangel Michael and Jehovah himself to provide evidence for Jehovah.

“When Jehovah speaks, people will have to listen,” sources said DLH explained to himself. “And if that doesn’t work, everyone will have full confidence in the testimony of the Trump economic team.”

“Listen, Jehovah is speaking now!” onlookers reported DLH gushing as he cocked an ear and looked up beseechingly at heaven. “I can hear his voice in my head now.”

Experts noted that since the Archangel Michael, otherwise know as Jesus, dislodged Satan and his minions from heaven in 1914, it was obvious that Michael’s reign over earth was soon to begin. They predicted it would start with the separation of the sheep from the goats and the wheat from the chaff, followed by the ceremonial destruction of the tiktaalik, a graven fossil forgery made by atheistic evolutionists who like to dress chimps in skirts and produce bearded ladies through gene editing.

At press time, Jehovah was reportedly telling DLH to sell his stocks now and park all his assets in gold.

 

[ideologyhunter]

He's quite a believer.
1- Has a strong belief in Jehovah.
2- Basically despises everyone on this site and says that most everybody on earth is a fool.
3- Wants to share his Bible insights with one and all under -- God help us -- Community Member Wares and Services. Yeah, sign me up.

 

[pood]

With Magnifying Glass, Evolution Denier Studies Pixellated Image of Fossil Tiktaalik on Computer Screen Seeking ‘Made by Jehovah’ Signature

IIDB (Internet News Service) — “I’ll know it when I see it, especially if it’s in Hebrew,” local evolution denier DLH reportedly told worried onlookers on Saturday as, with a magnifying glass, he grimly scrutinized a grainy, pixellated image of the transitional fossil Tiktaalik on a computer screen in search of God’s signature.

“It just looks like a rock to me,” DLH noted, adding, “but it’s typical of disingenuous, slanderous, hypocritical idiots who are consumed by greed, lust and perversion to cite a rock as evidence for evolution so that they can deny Jehovah’s authority over them.”

The fossil is of a transitional species between aquatic fish and land-dwelling vertebrates walking on all fours, scientists say. Since Jehovah’s biblical “kinds” can never undergo phenotypic change, according to DLH, who admits he knows nothing of science and couldn’t care less about it, it logically follows that the fossil cannot be that of a transitional species because DLH said so.

“If it was a kind,” DLH speculated, “then Jehovah made it just as it was, it never changed, and it’s not alive today because it was late for its ride on the ark.”

At press time, DLH was “pretty sure” he had spotted a Hebrew letter in a fuzzy clump of pixels, sources confirmed.

 

[steve_bank]

There s a show running today on ancient predators.

The idea that humans could have been around dinosaurs is ridiculous.

Especially in the oceans. One would not want to go fishing or swimming.

 

[Learner]

Humans must of had some real "imaginations" back then - so much so that they apparently painted creatures that resemble dinosaurs in caves. Some ancient people's carved similar creatures out of stone. As irony would have it...little did they know, the creatures that they painted 'in likeness' to dinosaurs, actually existed.

 

[Learner]

End of commercial break.

Back to Atheists v DLH the non-theist, non-atheist, news.

 

[steve_bank]

Humans must of had some real "imaginations" back then - so much so that they apparently painted creatures that resemble dinosaurs in caves. Some ancient people's carved similar creatures out of stone. As irony would have it...little did they know, the creatures that they painted 'in likeness' to dinosaurs, actually existed.

And of course T Rex and brontosaurus pairs were on the Ark...