The introverts in quarantine thread

[Angry Floof]

Introverts, here is a place to openly talk about your weirdnesses safely because you can blame self quarantine!


People: This social distancing thing is hard!
Introverts: I know, right! I'm totally turning weird in this isolation!

Spent all morning watching Key & Peele videos. UGH, self quarantine!

Sitting here crying over a video of Anthony Hopkins playing the piano for his cat. Ugh, self quarantine!

Just had to cancel a social event. Ugh, coronavirus!

Haven't seen any neighbors in weeks. Damn you, COVID-19!

 

[Angry Floof]

Seriously, though.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcHlfZ-uLJg[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Angry Floof]

I have a catalog of in-jokes with only myself. Damn you, coronavirus!

 

[DBT]

At least the Cat looks content. Not a care in the World, sit back and enjoy the piano, occasionally give the servant an encouraging smile.

 

[Politesse]

My boyfriend has been trying to learn how to make puns. It isn't sewing gel.

 

[Angry Floof]

I put a bottle of pinot grigio in my Whole Foods cart and then took it out again, and then repeated that cycle several times.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

 

[Angry Floof]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Kind of redundant, though.

 

[Elixir]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Kind of redundant, though.

Agreed - it should just be "The Introverts"
It still won't be able to compete with my band: "FREE BEER" Always looks good on the Marqee!

 

[ZiprHead]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Kind of redundant, though.

Agreed - it should just be "The Introverts"
It still won't be able to compete with my band: "FREE BEER" Always looks good on the Marqee!

Reminds me of one of our local bars. Their sign outside said:

FREE BEER

TOPLESS WAITRESSES

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Kind of redundant, though.

Agreed - it should just be "The Introverts"
It still won't be able to compete with my band: "FREE BEER" Always looks good on the Marqee!

My all-time favorite was listening to the high school principal announce over the PA system that music at Saturday night's dance would be provided by "Nickel Bag". I'm pretty sure he didn't have a clue.

 

[Elixir]

TOPLESS WAITRESSES

FALSE ADVERTISING

Wow! Two more great names for bands!

 

[Angry Floof]

I can't believe we're sitting here wasting our time thinking up funny band names. Damn you, coronavirus! *shakes fist at sky*

 

[blastula]

It is the Day of the Introverts, they will be last humans standing when it's all over.

 

[ZiprHead]

It is the Day of the Introverts, they will be last humans standing when it's all over.

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

 

[Angry Floof]

It is the Day of the Introverts, they will be last humans standing when it's all over.

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

We're anything but meek.

 

[blastula]

 

[Angry Floof]

Exactly.

 

[Keith&Co.]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Or, The Introverts, here singing their Top 40 love song, 'You Had Me At Quarantine!'

 

[Angry Floof]

If I ever start a band, it will be called Introverts In Quarantine.

Or, The Introverts, here singing their Top 40 love song, 'You Had Me At Quarantine!'

Totally stealing that.