Keith&Co.
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Watching this election, i see the chances are good that sufficient Trumpism will remain to one day name a Navy ship after the draft-dodging, soldier-disparaging, send-in-the-troops idiot who knows more thst 'his' generals. He puts his name on everything else....
I suggest we move early to reserve one for him, before someone tries to get an aircraft carrier, or one of the SSBN replacements Trumped.
If a ship must inevitably bear the name, I would like to see them choose the planned future construction of T-AO-225. It will be a replenishment oiler, tying up to ships that are underway to gas them up. It honors fuckface's constant gaslighting....
Plus, it would make HIS boat part of a class named after someone else's heroic efforts. The boats named so far:
USNS John Lewis (T-AO-205) - Georgia politician and civil rights activist
USNS Harvey Milk (T-AO-206) - LGBT activist
USNS Earl Warren (T-AO-207) - Chief Justice of the United States
USNS Robert F. Kennedy (T-AO-208) - U.S. Attorney General
USNS Lucy Stone (T-AO-209) - Women's rights activist
USNS Sojourner Truth (T-AO-210) - Abolitionist and women's rights activist
And in that lineup, he mighht serve to remind us to be ever vigilant to protect the strides these people made. And he certainly got the vote out this year....
Traditionally, when the captain of a ship crosses the quarterdeck, you ring a bell announcing his arrival or departure. "Ding-ding, ding-ding, Inflict, arriving."
Maybe the Trump could use a whoopie cushion?
"Ding-ding, ding-ding, Blaaaaaarrrrt! departing."
I suggest we move early to reserve one for him, before someone tries to get an aircraft carrier, or one of the SSBN replacements Trumped.
If a ship must inevitably bear the name, I would like to see them choose the planned future construction of T-AO-225. It will be a replenishment oiler, tying up to ships that are underway to gas them up. It honors fuckface's constant gaslighting....
Plus, it would make HIS boat part of a class named after someone else's heroic efforts. The boats named so far:
USNS John Lewis (T-AO-205) - Georgia politician and civil rights activist
USNS Harvey Milk (T-AO-206) - LGBT activist
USNS Earl Warren (T-AO-207) - Chief Justice of the United States
USNS Robert F. Kennedy (T-AO-208) - U.S. Attorney General
USNS Lucy Stone (T-AO-209) - Women's rights activist
USNS Sojourner Truth (T-AO-210) - Abolitionist and women's rights activist
And in that lineup, he mighht serve to remind us to be ever vigilant to protect the strides these people made. And he certainly got the vote out this year....
Traditionally, when the captain of a ship crosses the quarterdeck, you ring a bell announcing his arrival or departure. "Ding-ding, ding-ding, Inflict, arriving."
Maybe the Trump could use a whoopie cushion?
"Ding-ding, ding-ding, Blaaaaaarrrrt! departing."
