"Mr. Brown, this has to be the most well-maintained vehicle I've ever had the pleasure of servicing."
"Honey, I've been thinking that we haven't spent enough time in the bedroom lately. Are you busy?"
"Well, I've examined you every year, and you've got the heart and constitution of a man half your age. Whatever you're doing, I'd love to bottle it and give it to my other patients."
"Hey, it was a gang-buster year for the company, thanks in part to your efforts. I've got plenty of extra budget money to spend; would you prefer a new laptop, or an extra three weeks of vacation?"
"Gee, whoever built this house of yours sure knew what they were doing. This place will stand forever."
"You know, honey, I'm worried that you haven't been able to devote much time to maintaining your friendships. Wouldn't you like to have more nights out with the guys?"
"Dad, my homework's done and I'm bored. Have you got any chores I can do around the house?"
"Dear Mr. Brown. Due to an unfortunate clerical error, the Internal Revenue Service has miscalculated your federal taxes for the last ten years. Enclosed please find a check totaling $72,459.16, which includes all required interest for withheld funds . . . "
"Okay, if you can take off your sunglasses so I can get a good look at you . . . All right, I'm going to write down what I think your age is on my notepad here . . . Okay, how old are you? Seriously? (Sigh.) Okay, you can pick anything off the top shelf."