Had I surmised that if 100% of MY mass were to be instantly converted to energy it would wipe out human civilization, would that also have been taken as a personal threat to Merle?
Because if not, I happily retract my former surmise, and eagerly volunteer to be the one hypothetically converted to energy.
In fact I consider it an honor, and a possibly salvitic sacrifice to the welfare of the planet!
Yay me! If anyone survives maybe they’ll build me a monument!
PS
@Merle, please don’t call a suicide hotline! I’m not going to detonate!