Trump Chakra - caption time!

[Angry Floof]

Facebook page for captioning the Trump Chakra image: https://www.facebook.com/TrumpChakra/?fref=ts

These are hilarious!






Here's the blank one to add text if you want.

 

[Thomas II]

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So, what if I didn't get the Nomination?...What matters now is Tibet...Tibet doesn't win anymore...

 

[Angry Floof]

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So, what if I didn't get the Nomination?...What matters now is Tibet...Tibet doesn't win anymore...

Devotees are always asking me, is Tibet gonna win again? I get that all the time, are we gonna win again. We're gonna make Tibet win again. We'll be winning so much you'll get tired of winning. We're gonna win at meditation, chanting, and we're especially gonna win at making tea. Look at that guy's red robe. What a robe!

 

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[RavenSky]

This thread is cracking me up. I wonder how many phones Trump has thrown through the wall over this meme.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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People tell me, they say, what's the sound of one hand clapping. It's stupid. They think they're being philosophic. It's just stupid. When people tell me this coin, I slap them in the head and say, That. That's the sound. We're gonna be clapping a lot of people in the head come the Convention.

 

[Angry Floof]

This thread is cracking me up. I wonder how many phones Trump has thrown through the wall over this meme.

His chakras are all in a twist.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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People say to me, Donnie Lama! What is the secret to removing materialism from our mind, body and soul?
And I say they have to have an authentic Trump Lama Saffron Robe.
And my latest book, an authentic Trump Sayings collection, bound by hand by American workers.
And The Trump Sayings Daily Calendar. Which my people tell me was made in America, though it might have been assembled in Mexico.
And the rest of the Trump Enlightenment Collection.
Because you can't put a price on Enlightenment. I can. That's why I'm here, to put your price on your Enlightenment. All major credit cards accepted.

 

[RavenSky]

This thread is cracking me up. I wonder how many phones Trump has thrown through the wall over this meme.

His chakras are all in a twist.

dammit I still can't rep anyone and this totally deserves rep

 

[Keith&Co.]

This thread is cracking me up. I wonder how many phones Trump has thrown through the wall over this meme.

His chakras are all in a twist.

No no. These are Trump chakras.

"You know how many chakras i got? You wanna see my chakras? I got the best chakras on the market. The Chakret. I don't know how many Chakret i got. People say they got seven. That's normal people. I prob'lee got ten, maybe twelve. I tell you how many i got, i got one in my wallet! Anyone else ever tell you they got a chakret in their wallet? They're pathetic.

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His chakras are all in a twist.

dammit I still can't rep anyone and this totally deserves rep

You're covered, i got it for you.

 

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[Keith&Co.]

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I am certainly the most humble of men.
My humility is huuuuge.

 

[Angry Floof]

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I am certainly the most humble of men.
My humility is huuuuge.

Here you go.

 

[Angry Floof]

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