TX man stabs cat 12x while 4-year old fires AK-47

[Underseer]

https://abc13.com/police-man-stabs-family-cat-while-4-year-old-fires-ak-47/4245018/

Well, well, well! It seems that Florida Man has some serious competition!

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

This is why we need Kinderguardians.

 

[SLD]

IDK. This Washington guy beats the cake this week:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ult-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/

 

[Thomas II]

This is why we need Kinderguardians.

Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes!...

 

[Politesse]

IDK. This Washington guy beats the cake this week:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ult-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/

My rule of thumb with Washington is not to linger any further east than Yakima. Things just start getting weird.

 

[RavenSky]

Why is this in the Freethough Humour section?

 

[whollygoats]

IDK. This Washington guy beats the cake this week:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ult-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/

My rule of thumb with Washington is not to linger any further east than Yakima. Things just start getting weird.

Yeah....Hanford is not just getting weird....it is bona fide weird. Spokane is basically a rail switching yard. And Walla Walla is, of course, Walla Walla; complete with the 'big house' and Gonzaga.