This exists. As a former scientologist, I can confirm that these songs are 1. terrible (but you don't need me to tell you that), and 2. revered and sung by believing scientologists. I remember one guy at an event standing with his arms up, swaying back and forth, singing "Make It Go Right" like it was the most moving music he'd ever heard. Ugh. Poor guy. A lot of people did that at events in LA. I was there visiting from a smaller org far away, which means I was not used to the level of zealotry among LA scientologists, so that trip was an eye-opening experience, so much so that I left the cult within a couple of weeks after.
Highlight: Elron hisownself singing one of the shittiest songs he ever wrote at 03:50.
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpESDTqX-SQ[/YOUTUBE]