Dual national. I've lived here since I was 14. Which means I lived in the US for exactly 14 years.
I experimented with tan suits in my youth, but didn't inhale. (My mother gave me one once. I could not work out what to do with it!)
I have a variety of blue ties, from dark sober blue to electric neon blue, to a really nice one with a blue and white flower design. Then there's the public (US translation private) school ties, and the masonic one.
If you really want to reintroduce the F111, then the obvious thing is to roll it out as part of an unmanned drone pilot program. It's basically a whole bunch of missiles strapped to a big engine and folding wings, right? Sounds ideal.
Firing a missile at New Zealand sounds a bit harsh, but hey, it's far away and US folk don't eat much lamb anyway. Try and aim for bits that aren't as film sets for Middle Earth.