Vote for Togo

[SimpleDon]

Why is that so important?

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

 

[Togo]

Well, we can use this. One of the hazards of having been born in an earthquake zone is that birth records are subject to damage and errors on copying. My birth certificate says I'm female. It's a typo, but hey, there's years of controversy in that.

As for lapel pins, I think the reply I didn't give earlier was perfectly clear. However, if you want to repeat the question at some point when I can easily mishear you, and vice versa, I'll be happy to give you a reply that has everything you need except an actual answer. Did you want a rambling anecdote with that?

Obviously supporters will be bribe rewarded for their support. I understand that the usual scale starts off at a handwritten thank-you note and a souvenir white house coffee mug, and goes all the way up to farm subsidies or a military submarine base, for all the constituents in your voting district to enjoy.

 

[Rhea]

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

Please please don't give derec shit on this one - **I'm** the one who brought up gender and I'm feeling really lousy that people are giving derec a hard time for making a joke about me bringing it up. I brought it up, he made a witty teasing reply to me.

If derec _really_ thinks a woman would not be qualified, let him say so, but don't beat him up over teasing me about it, please. It was a fair tease, and fit the discussion appropriately.

 

[Earl IV]

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

Please please don't give derec shit on this one - **I'm** the one who brought up gender and I'm feeling really lousy that people are giving derec a hard time for making a joke about me bringing it up. I brought it up, he made a witty teasing reply to me.

If derec _really_ thinks a woman would not be qualified, let him say so, but don't beat him up over teasing me about it, please. It was a fair tease, and fit the discussion appropriately.

derec = dismal

 

[dismal]

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

Right bullet, aimed at wrong person.

There is one group of people in American politics that seems quite obsessed with race and gender identity and I am not in it.

 

[KeepTalking]

Well, we can use this. One of the hazards of having been born in an earthquake zone is that birth records are subject to damage and errors on copying. My birth certificate says I'm female. It's a typo, but hey, there's years of controversy in that.

As for lapel pins, I think the reply I didn't give earlier was perfectly clear. However, if you want to repeat the question at some point when I can easily mishear you, and vice versa, I'll be happy to give you a reply that has everything you need except an actual answer. Did you want a rambling anecdote with that?

Obviously supporters will be bribe rewarded for their support. I understand that the usual scale starts off at a handwritten thank-you note and a souvenir white house coffee mug, and goes all the way up to farm subsidies or a military submarine base, for all the constituents in your voting district to enjoy.

While I believe the wearing of lapel pins, or the lack thereof, to be of primary importance when selecting a candidate to endorse, I find the candidates willingness to... uh... reward supporters to be of even greater importance. I have decided to lend you my support, and in exchange I only ask to be given a nice cushy cabinet position. It doesn't have to be any specific cabinet position, feel free to make one up, just as long as it is a powerful enough position for me to at least dabble in corruption.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'll take dibs on Secretary of Transportation. With all the crumbling infrastructure around the US, not only are federal funds going to be flowing to repair stuff, but everyone will be clamoring to get to the front of the line and will be willing to pay mint to get there.

Now, I'm not too subtle about taking bribes, so I imagine that I'll be arrested and kicked out of office before too long, but I can see myself staying there long enough to build up a decent nest egg. That being the case, I am going to need a signed and undated Presidential pardon for all the illegal activity I engage in while in office presented to me when I take the job. In return for this, I'll hack into the bank accounts of every taxpayer in the US and have them each contribute the maximum amount allowable to your campaign.

Oh, and I'll also need a pardon for hacking into a bunch of people's bank accounts.

 

[Rhea]

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

Please please don't give derec shit on this one - **I'm** the one who brought up gender and I'm feeling really lousy that people are giving derec a hard time for making a joke about me bringing it up. I brought it up, he made a witty teasing reply to me.

If derec _really_ thinks a woman would not be qualified, let him say so, but don't beat him up over teasing me about it, please. It was a fair tease, and fit the discussion appropriately.

derec = dismal

Oh, shit, WHOOPS!

Sorry! Blame it on the lowercase d. They all look alike to me.

 

[ksen]

that's racist

 

[Earl IV]

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.

Your obsession with a person's race and sex is unsettling.

Do you ever feel like you were born a hundred years too late?

Please please don't give derec shit on this one - **I'm** the one who brought up gender and I'm feeling really lousy that people are giving derec a hard time for making a joke about me bringing it up. I brought it up, he made a witty teasing reply to me.

If derec _really_ thinks a woman would not be qualified, let him say so, but don't beat him up over teasing me about it, please. It was a fair tease, and fit the discussion appropriately.

derec = dismal

Oh, shit, WHOOPS!

Sorry! Blame it on the lowercase d. They all look alike to me.

hehe

Their posts look the same to me

 

[bilby]

Well, we can use this. One of the hazards of having been born in an earthquake zone is that birth records are subject to damage and errors on copying. My birth certificate says I'm female. It's a typo, but hey, there's years of controversy in that.

As for lapel pins, I think the reply I didn't give earlier was perfectly clear. However, if you want to repeat the question at some point when I can easily mishear you, and vice versa, I'll be happy to give you a reply that has everything you need except an actual answer. Did you want a rambling anecdote with that?

Obviously supporters will be bribe rewarded for their support. I understand that the usual scale starts off at a handwritten thank-you note and a souvenir white house coffee mug, and goes all the way up to farm subsidies or a military submarine base, for all the constituents in your voting district to enjoy.

When elected, you should give the military submarine base to Utah. Just to fuck with their heads.

 

[Tigers!]

Obviously supporters will be bribe rewarded for their support. I understand that the usual scale starts off at a handwritten thank-you note and a souvenir white house coffee mug, and goes all the way up to farm subsidies or a military submarine base, for all the constituents in your voting district to enjoy.

Since I started your campaign I'll settle for Ministry of Defence.
My first tasks will be
1. Fire a large missile at New Zealand
2. Take off and land on a carrier
3. Get one of those million dollar hammers for my shed
4. Re-introduce the F111
5. Get Lord Kitchener the credit he deserves for all those enlistment posters.
6. Remind Americans that WW2 began on 1/9/1939 not 7/12/1941

 

[Tigers!]

I'm... really touched, thanks!

For the information of the voting public...

Togo is a natural born US citizen, born in San Francisco. He has a current US passport, and his parents own a house in California. He lives in London. His tie is blue.

Togo
I am been mistaken about you.
Because you are so articulate and have London as your location naturally I thought you must be a Brit.
The blue tie is fine tough.

 

[KeepTalking]

4. Re-introduce the F111

Fun fact, I worked on F-111s as an Aircraft Armament Systems Specialist when I was in the USAF.

 

[Duke Leto]

Tentatively say yes, but I'll be the first to call for impeachment in the event of an executive order defining "Scientism".

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm... really touched, thanks!

For the information of the voting public...

Togo is a natural born US citizen, born in San Francisco. He has a current US passport, and his parents own a house in California. He lives in London. His tie is blue.

Do you have a tan suit? If yes, you're out.

 

[fast]

Isn't there a residency requirement?

 

[bilby]

Isn't there a residency requirement?

No, they are provided when you get the job. The Whitehouse and Camp David.

 

[fast]

Isn't there a residency requirement?

No, they are provided when you get the job. The Whitehouse and Camp David.

have lived in the United States for at least 14 years to be president. This does not have to be consecutive or even the 14 years leading up to becoming president.

I meant something like the above quote. When I asked the question, I noticed some faint neurons back in the distance saying something about 10 years in the US leading up to becoming (and it faded). The tricky electrochemical impulses were crossing paths with some other nugget of info, I guess.

 

[Tigers!]

4. Re-introduce the F111

Fun fact, I worked on F-111s as an Aircraft Armament Systems Specialist when I was in the USAF.

My father, during his national service, was one of the engineers who brought the F111 to Australia in the 60s. I have a soft spot for that aircraft.